Senator Vitter you have a call from Gov. Spitzer

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Appa23 · #26 Post by **Appa23** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:35 pm

TheConfessor wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Our Lieutenant Governor is a blind black man.
Has anyone told him?

Look at Confessor, referencing Dave Chappelle.

TheConfessor · #27 Post by **TheConfessor** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:35 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I can't even imagine paying that much for sex.

That's $1.53 per second. I wonder if I can get twenty bucks worth.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #28 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:36 pm

Bob Juch wrote:Just call him Client 9.

Make that "Client 9 from Out of State"

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #29 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:36 pm

TheConfessor wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I can't even imagine paying that much for sex.
That's $1.53 per second. I wonder if I can get twenty bucks worth.

I think that saying hello will cost that much.

AnnieCamaro · #30 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:40 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour

I don't really understand how these things work, but I had a good thought. If the blind lieutenant governor becomes governor, maybe we can get him an ugly girlfriend for less. He'll never know, and it could save the taxpayers of New York a lot of money.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #31 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:41 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I don't really understand how these things work, but I had a good thought. If the blind lieutenant governor becomes governor, maybe we can get him an ugly girlfriend for less. He'll never know, and it could save the taxpayers of New York a lot of money.

Just like your mom, you always say the right thing.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #32 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:42 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I don't really understand how these things work, but I had a good thought. If the blind lieutenant governor becomes governor, maybe we can get him an ugly girlfriend for less. He'll never know, and it could save the taxpayers of New York a lot of money.

Non-PC Rec!

peacock2121 · #33 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:44 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I don't really understand how these things work, but I had a good thought. If the blind lieutenant governor becomes governor, maybe we can get him an ugly girlfriend for less. He'll never know, and it could save the taxpayers of New York a lot of money.

I am still laughing

and laughing.

peacock2121 · #34 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:45 pm

still laughing

and still.

tears kinda laughing.

peacock2121 · #35 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:49 pm

The Emperors Club:

quote to follow:

the high-priced agency was populated by very picky hookers.

cracks me up.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #36 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:50 pm

peacock2121 wrote:The Emperors Club:

quote to follow:

the high-priced agency was populated by very picky hookers.

cracks me up.

...and they picked Spitzer? Wow, he must have a great personality.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #37 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:54 pm

http://tinyurl.com/2p4r7m

Spock · #38 Post by **Spock** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:02 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I can't even imagine paying that much for sex.

\

Well, that's because you are Hot.

dimmzy · #39 Post by **dimmzy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:04 pm

One blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour

I wonder what they do ...

Let's see ... 20 hours of work ... a year.

Rexer25 · #40 Post by **Rexer25** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:31 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:http://tinyurl.com/2p4r7m

Ya might need to double check that link, PSM.

Rexer25 · #41 Post by **Rexer25** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:13 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Foxnews claims Spitzer has been indicted and will resign, just like The NY Times, consider the source

On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour

So if we combine headlines, the "lady's" time is worth just under 51 barrels of oil.

T_Bone0806 · #42 Post by **T_Bone0806** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:33 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
On blog says the ladies in question charged $5,500/ hour
I can't even imagine paying that much for sex.

Well, that's because only those who have perfected the "Splittengoofer" manoeuver are allowed to charge that high a price. If you've never ran into one of us...er, I mean, them, then it stands to reason that you can't imagine it.

I hear tell that there are a couple who do Pro Bono work. They'd better not let the Union catch them. Or Bono's wife.

wintergreen48 · #43 Post by **wintergreen48** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:45 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I feel bad for his wife and three daughters.

His wife was standing by his side at the press conference; she did not look pleased.

Why DO political wives do that? It's one thing to Stand By Your Man when you know he is innocent and that he is being falsely accused of something (as Hillary did all those times that Bill was falsely accused of things by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy), but when there is no question that the guy is guilty (as when he admits to his, um, indiscretion, as Spitzer did), why is it necessary for the wife to have to stand there and be on public display like that? I could understand it if she were standing there with his shredded nuts hanging from her teeth, but it seem that she is usually being The Supportive Spouse, and I wonder, supportive of what?

peacock2121 · #44 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:05 pm

wintergreen48 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I feel bad for his wife and three daughters.
His wife was standing by his side at the press conference; she did not look pleased.

Why DO political wives do that? It's one thing to Stand By Your Man when you know he is innocent and that he is being falsely accused of something (as Hillary did all those times that Bill was falsely accused of things by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy), but when there is no question that the guy is guilty (as when he admits to his, um, indiscretion, as Spitzer did), why is it necessary for the wife to have to stand there and be on public display like that? I could understand it if she were standing there with his shredded nuts hanging from her teeth, but it seem that she is usually being The Supportive Spouse, and I wonder, supportive of what?

Such a visual.

I hope you are working on that book.

silvercamaro · #45 Post by **silvercamaro** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:11 pm

wintergreen48 wrote:
His wife was standing by his side at the press conference; she did not look pleased.

Why DO political wives do that? It's one thing to Stand By Your Man when you know he is innocent and that he is being falsely accused of something (as Hillary did all those times that Bill was falsely accused of things by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy), but when there is no question that the guy is guilty (as when he admits to his, um, indiscretion, as Spitzer did), why is it necessary for the wife to have to stand there and be on public display like that? I could understand it if she were standing there with his shredded nuts hanging from her teeth, but it seem that she is usually being The Supportive Spouse, and I wonder, supportive of what?

I believe this is a tactic to establish plausible deniabiliity, just in case the husband happens to take out the garbage some night, trip over the cat on the back porch, lose his balance, do a double-flip off the top step, and land smack dab on top of three .38 bullets that just happen to be passing through the neighborhood. At least, that's why I'd do it.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #46 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:56 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
wintergreen48 wrote:
His wife was standing by his side at the press conference; she did not look pleased.

Why DO political wives do that? It's one thing to Stand By Your Man when you know he is innocent and that he is being falsely accused of something (as Hillary did all those times that Bill was falsely accused of things by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy), but when there is no question that the guy is guilty (as when he admits to his, um, indiscretion, as Spitzer did), why is it necessary for the wife to have to stand there and be on public display like that? I could understand it if she were standing there with his shredded nuts hanging from her teeth, but it seem that she is usually being The Supportive Spouse, and I wonder, supportive of what?
I believe this is a tactic to establish plausible deniabiliity, just in case the husband happens to take out the garbage some night, trip over the cat on the back porch, lose his balance, do a double-flip off the top step, and land smack dab on top of three .38 bullets that just happen to be passing through the neighborhood. At least, that's why I'd do it.

Hey, Pea! its not fair! Annie and Silver are teaming up on us on this thread.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #47 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:53 pm

Rexer25 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:http://tinyurl.com/2p4r7m
Ya might need to double check that link, PSM.

It works on my computer. It's a picture of Spitzer with his tongue hanging out like a big goofy dog.

Buffacuse · #48 Post by **Buffacuse** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:15 pm

M-o-r-o-n. There is no, uh, piece of, uh, stuff worth what he just lost.

Buffacuse · #49 Post by **Buffacuse** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:16 pm

And let me tell you something--if I ever pulled a stunt like that, Mrs. Buff would not be standing next to me at the podium. In fact, now that I think about it, I wouldn't be standing, well, anywhere.

Buffacuse · #50 Post by **Buffacuse** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:18 pm

And, most damning of all, what it says about his ability to manage a budget and the state's economy. He paid $4300?! Anybody knows you can take $100 into any strip club in the country and get perfectly good service and keep the $4200. Idiot.