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Jessica Simpson punted

#1 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:42 am

NY Daily News reports that Tony Romo has broken off his romantic relationship with Jessica Simpson, sources saying that he intends that they remain friends.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:54 am

friends my ass
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#3 Post by BackInTex » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:02 am

I just heard yesterday that she wanted to record a duet with him.

I wonder what happened. Do you think he found out she's not really blonde?
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#4 Post by gsabc » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:03 am

nitrah55 wrote:NY Daily News reports that Tony Romo has broken off his romantic relationship with Jessica Simpson, sources saying that he intends that they remain friends.
Maybe he intends that. Remains to be seen whether she feels the same way.
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#5 Post by Jeemie » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:04 am

Dropped her just like he dropped this, eh?

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#6 Post by gsabc » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:06 am

BackInTex wrote:I wonder what happened. Do you think he found out she's not really blonde?
I'd hazard a guess that he'd noticed that some time ago. :twisted:
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#7 Post by Jeemie » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:07 am

gsabc wrote:
BackInTex wrote:I wonder what happened. Do you think he found out she's not really blonde?
I'd hazard a guess that he'd noticed that some time ago. :twisted:
I don't know if that's necessarily true... :twisted:
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#8 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:18 am

peacock2121 wrote:friends my ass
There are just so many ways I could go with this....
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#9 Post by earendel » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:44 am

nitrah55 wrote:NY Daily News reports that Tony Romo has broken off his romantic relationship with Jessica Simpson, sources saying that he intends that they remain friends.
More likely that Jessica initiated this breakup, based on this "news" item:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/je ... _completes
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#10 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:48 am

earendel wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:NY Daily News reports that Tony Romo has broken off his romantic relationship with Jessica Simpson, sources saying that he intends that they remain friends.
More likely that Jessica initiated this breakup, based on this "news" item:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/je ... _completes
The Onion is never afraid to tell the truth.
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#11 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:50 am

Oh, and I thought I was learning a new slang term.
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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#12 Post by ne1410s » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:55 am

I wonder what happened. Do you think he found out she's not really blonde?

Did the carpet not match the drapes??
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#13 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:58 am

ne1410s wrote:
I wonder what happened. Do you think he found out she's not really blonde?

Did the carpet not match the drapes??
Do you think she still has a carpet?
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#14 Post by andrewjackson » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:09 pm

In today's Houston Chronicle there was a story claiming that Tony Romo tried to break up with her but Jessica insisted on staying together.

So Romo invited her on the worst date possible in order to get rid of her. He took her hunting.

Here is a link to the source of that story which was OK! magazine

http://www.ok-magazine.com/news/view/40 ... of-Jessica


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#15 Post by ne1410s » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm

Do you think she still has a carpet?
Prolly more like a welcome mat... :roll:
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#16 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:30 pm

ne1410s wrote:
Do you think she still has a carpet?
Prolly more like a welcome mat... :roll:
You win, NE1. I offer you a standing ovation!
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#17 Post by Canned Applause » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:32 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
ne1410s wrote:
Do you think she still has a carpet?
Prolly more like a welcome mat... :roll:
You win, NE1. I offer you a standing ovation!

Here you go!


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