I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
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Evil Squirrel
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I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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ulysses5019
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Is that cupidicious squirrel wearing Depends?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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kayrharris
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Some people get all the attention around here. 
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
ES doesn't have to send you cards to get scritches though.
Plus, I think he's trying to get a lap-seat to that football game....
lb13
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ulysses5019
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
She might wake up and find out she needs a tetanus shot.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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christie1111
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LOL!
Hope it works for you, but I think the chances are slim.
Hope it works for you, but I think the chances are slim.
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secondchance
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
Happy V.D. to all! Hope everyone's feeling better today...?
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Second Chance wrote:Happy V.D. to all! Hope everyone's feeling better today...?
I have been pain free pretty much all morning, and have been forcing myself to down several glasses of water already. I'm still severely lacking on sleep (even though I called off work last night more because I was exhausted than because I was still hurting), but am not really tired now. That will catch up with me before long I'm sure....
I'm hoping yesterday was an isolated incident....
lb13
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
Trying to woo my lady loves with gifts of classy artwork would never have worked for me. As an artist, I make a really good truck driver. My attempts at drawing make cave paintings look like Van Gogh. My family used to laugh at me whenever we played Pictionary. I always countered with the fact that it couldn't have been THAT bad, as they almost always knew what I was drawing.
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
Evil Squirrel wrote:
What's with all the camel toes? I thought ES was a boy???
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There is a certain ambiguity to that exclamation...Second Chance wrote:Happy V.D. to all!
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littlebeast13
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a1mamacat wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
What's with all the camel toes? I thought ES was a boy???
Have you been borrowing Tocque's brain?
lb13
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MarleysGh0st
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Re: I'm Gonna Get Scritches Tonight!!!!
I think Sprots might want to borrow the reply I saw on the recent commercial (another one from TurboTax?):
"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."
Or she could use the reply she keeps using.
"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."
Or she could use the reply she keeps using.
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SportsFan68
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FWEET! FOUL!!! WHERE'S LUCKETT???
Illegal use of firearms!
Er. . . Illegal use of medieval firepower!
NO SCRITCHES!
Illegal use of firearms!
Er. . . Illegal use of medieval firepower!
NO SCRITCHES!
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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SportsFan68
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LOL!
It's beautiful, ES. You're brilliant. If you weren't such a great artist, I would have put you on a flight with Sully long ago so you would meet the fate you deserve.
. . . Did I say flight and Sully? I meant voyage and Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.
It's beautiful, ES. You're brilliant. If you weren't such a great artist, I would have put you on a flight with Sully long ago so you would meet the fate you deserve.
. . . Did I say flight and Sully? I meant voyage and Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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SportsFan68
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ES is scurrying up the wrong tree if he thinks he's ever going to a football game with me, his not being allowed in the state and all.littlebeast13 wrote:kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
ES doesn't have to send you cards to get scritches though.
Plus, I think he's trying to get a lap-seat to that football game....
lb13
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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SportsFan68
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I'm sorta glad I dint have time to check the Bored before our annual Dems Reorganization meeting this morning. I would have been chuckling and chortling all through the meeting.kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
Which woulda been a bad thing, because I was chairing . . .
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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SportsFan68
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LOL!ulysses5019 wrote:kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.
I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.
She might wake up and find out she needs a tetanus shot.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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SportsFan68
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I think they're none.christie1111 wrote:LOL!
Hope it works for you, but I think the chances are slim.
The artistry never fails to dazzle me.
But not dazzled enough to forget that
There will be no scritches!!
Not now!
Not ever!!!
NEVER!!!!!!
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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SportsFan68
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Great riposte, Marley.MarleysGh0st wrote:I think Sprots might want to borrow the reply I saw on the recent commercial (another one from TurboTax?):
"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."
Or she could use the reply she keeps using.
I prolly woulda used it if I'd seen it before I posted the standard reply.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Evil Squirrel
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I'll bet Matias would scritch me....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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MarleysGh0st
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Good ol' YouTube has it available--it's worth watching!SportsFan68 wrote:Great riposte, Marley.MarleysGh0st wrote:I think Sprots might want to borrow the reply I saw on the recent commercial (another one from TurboTax?):
"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."
Or she could use the reply she keeps using.
I prolly woulda used it if I'd seen it before I posted the standard reply.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iKIllCs5LE
But it was H & R Block and "tax auditor".
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SportsFan68
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At four months, he's not even fully aware of the power of reaching and grabbing, and scritching is out for several months. He was reaching and grasping his little plastic rings last night, and it was fun to watch him start to put it together.Evil Squirrel wrote:I'll bet Matias would scritch me....
He would be happy to see you . . . no accounting for taste in a four month old, I guess . . .
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller