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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

#26 Post by TheConfessor » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:53 pm

smilergrogan wrote:
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smilergrogan wrote: He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
Sorry I should have known better than to try to be the first person in history to make a lawyer joke. And everybody says I'm at most a partial ass.
I laughed at your lawyer joke without letting it influence my opinion of the profession, so I guess that makes me an impartial ass.
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#27 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:34 pm

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peacock2121 wrote:Try a politician joke next.

sprots loves those.
I think I'll just stick to knock knock. Any Avon ladies or Jehovah's Witnesses here?

Save the meanie occupational humor for the next LSWE where they earn supermaxes.....

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#28 Post by Noah's Ark » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:38 pm

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#29 Post by Vague Mini » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:39 pm

TheCalvinator24 wrote:
smilergrogan wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Can you frame the judgement like people frame their first dollar? Or, is that totally uncool?
He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.
Huh? What?
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#30 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:45 pm

Vague Mini wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:
smilergrogan wrote: He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me..... :P :P :P

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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

#31 Post by Vague Mini » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:47 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote: I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me..... :P :P :P

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#32 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:35 pm

Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
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#33 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:44 pm

At a cocktail party if someone made that comment about me I would laugh at it, if some one on the street made the same comment I would take offense. This bored is more like a cocktail party to me.

I have often said you can't offend a trial lawyer. (and I include myself in that category)
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The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

#34 Post by Bob78164 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:44 pm

TheCalvinator24 wrote:Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
He was just going for the cheap pun, and didn't expect anyone to take it literally. --Bob
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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

#35 Post by TheConfessor » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:09 pm

TheCalvinator24 wrote:Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
Lighten up. He said you would know about framing, not that you ever did it yourself. I would guess that it happens occasionally. There are bad apples in every profession.
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#36 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:30 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:At a cocktail party if someone made that comment about me I would laugh at it, if some one on the street made the same comment I would take offense. This bored is more like a cocktail party to me.

I have often said you can't offend a trial lawyer. (and I include myself in that category)
How many lawyer jokes are there?
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#37 Post by clem21 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:20 pm

Easements suck.




Almost as much as Ithaca.

And Bunny Rabbits.
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#38 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:55 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote: I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me..... :P :P :P

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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

#39 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:00 am

clem21 wrote:Easements suck.




Almost as much as Ithaca.

And Bunny Rabbits.
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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

#40 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:33 am

clem21 wrote:Easements suck.




Almost as much as Ithaca.

And Bunny Rabbits.
But not as much as Newark.





or Buffalo.


or The Browns.
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#41 Post by Flybrick » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:11 am

Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.
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#42 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:16 am

Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

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#43 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

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#44 Post by a1mamacat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:50 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

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#45 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:52 am

a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

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I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

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#46 Post by a1mamacat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:54 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

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I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

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#47 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:02 am

a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:


I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

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Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

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#48 Post by No Eye Deer » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:05 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

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Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

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#49 Post by christie1111 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:32 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

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Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

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#50 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:41 am

christie1111 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

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