The Real Sarah Palin

[danielh41]

This was not something that was publicized or done as a media photo op. The public wouldn't have known about it if the person involved hadn't called Rush. But I think it illustrates what a genuinely caring person Sarah Palin is. And it's just a nice story. Do I think this alone makes her qualified to be VP? No. But it just illustrates why Sarah Palin is so popular in opinion polls now...

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/ ... guest.html

[peacock2121]

The Rush Limbaugh link made me feel dirty, even though I tune him in when I am in the car and ready to hear the conservative take on things.

I refused to click this one.

[NellyLunatic1980]

I thought the Charles Fox singers would jump on this...

Ladies and gentlemen, Rush Limbaugh!

They say that I'm a sleaze
An elitist, if you please
Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap)
I'm horrendous, I'm appalling
My ratings now are falling
'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap)
With condescending cries,
Making money selling lies,
You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts)
I'm offensive, I'm a bigot
I'm a fraud--can you dig it?
I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, I really am,
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

I have a subhuman figure, a huge rear end
My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story)
I have a face the size of a washtub
And my ass is as big as Missouri
Yesssss!
(This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous pig,
And his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob!

Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth,
I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires)
It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no)
It's not just because I'm dumb (uh huh)
It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars)
I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane
They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace)
I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh)
I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste)

'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleazeball
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a sick Republican sleazeball) Ho!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

They say that this is not about my vanity
They doubt my sanity
They think I'm nuts (so nuts)
I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (ewwww!)
New Republican slogan: "Read My Putz"
(Read his putz!)

From the bowels of Adolf Hitler
Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh

In closing, let me say, that each and every day
I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten)
I'm the cop of the cop of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo
The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob
The Democratic trashing, years of liberal bashing
With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (of a grommet)
With the I.Q. of a fig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig
And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit)

'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) You're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fearmongering scumbag
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(Sick Republican sleazeball) Ha ha!
(Fearmongering scumbag) Ho!
(Egotistical asswipe) Yes!
(Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz)
(With the face... of a horse's ass!)

Mega-dildos, Rush!