It makes me feel dirty.....

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#1 Post by **eyégor** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:32 am

just reading the crap being pumped out there re: Sarah Palin.

Gee, her 17yo daughter is pregnant. Must be because Sarah's a bad parent. Maybe it is because she's pro-life. Wait, my daughter had a child out of wedlock. But I'm pro-choice. Guess I'm the bad one. Should have attacked her with a coathanger.

Not only that, her daughters teenage boyfriend posts on his MySpace page like a....

wait for it.......

teenage boy!

Scandalous.

Not only that, I have this GEN-U-INE court document that says Palin is a felon!!!!. What, it's only a data entry error. for an Alaska specific fishing license error? Well, the document says Felony....

And she was almost recalled as mayor? For firing the police chief? Who could be fired by her for any reason? Must be she isn't interested in protecting the citizens of her city/state. What? She was part of the group that formed the police department in thje first place? Must be a data entry error. Besides, she had the audacity to can a state law enforcement official. That HAD to be personally motivated. After all, she is a woman, and you all know how they are.

She stated that the Iraq war was a war for oil? How dare she? doesn't she know she is a Republican?

She gave a welcoming speech at the Alaskan Independence Party convention? How horrible! What, that party is an accepted part of the regular political fabric of Alaska? Well, that wouldn't fly down here in the lower 48. She should know better.

And foreign policy? How can she have any dealings with other nations. I don't care if she is the governor of the only state that borders two nations. It would be much better if she were the chairman of a Senate Foreign Relations subcommittee. Even if she Never called it into session. What? Someone else did (or didn't) do that?

And those pictures of he hunting caribou in the 'wild'. Wherever did she find 'wild' in Alaska? And those with the people in the funny outfits. Never saw a politician in a pic like that before. And she posed in a bikini with a gun? an NRA member? Well, I never. And how dare she be called a barracuda for playing hoops with a broken ankle, or wearing a miniskirt. didn't she know she would be running for national office one day? Such poor judgment.

It's enough to make me enjoy the political harangues on this bored.

a1mamacat · #2 Post by **a1mamacat** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:44 am

I thought it was now a law that Veeps, or Veepwannabees weren't allowed to handle firearms?

#3 Post by **eyégor** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:49 am

a1mamacat wrote:I thought it was now a law that Veeps, or Veepwannabees weren't allowed to handle firearms?

Yep, and it is the law that every male Canadian has to named Gord. Unless they're from Quebec then it is Yves. And they must be called Frenchy if they leave Quebec.

Beebs52 · #4 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:54 am

'Gor, you rock. You muckraker, you.

ne1410s · #5 Post by **ne1410s** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:59 am

Conan O'Brien:

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has acknowleded that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, "We should have never introduced her to John Edwards."