i met a massage therapist

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BigDrawMan · #1 Post by **BigDrawMan** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:13 pm

I said my shoulder/neck is stiff.Knead it

she kneaded it

I said "let me see your mitts"

they were small and bony

I said "how can you knead out man sized knots with those ittybitty hands?"

she said "i use my elbow"

i was underwhelmed by her bony widdle elbow knead

so

I propose that heretofore all massage dames must weigh at least 220 lbs and have hands like old eyetalian stone masons.And be named Helga.

with braided pigtails

the end

elwoodblues · #2 Post by **elwoodblues** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:17 pm

Did you get the happy ending?

silvercamaro · #3 Post by **silvercamaro** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:18 pm

I am certain that the massage therapist with itty bitty hands can beat you arm wrestling. Itty-bitty-handed people with strong elbows are like that.

Love,
Helga

BigDrawMan · #4 Post by **BigDrawMan** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:24 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I am certain that the massage therapist with itty bitty hands can beat you arm wrestling. Itty-bitty-handed people with strong elbows are like that.

Love,
Helga

that is another necessary qualification

beat bdm in armwrasslin

silvercamaro · #5 Post by **silvercamaro** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:25 pm

BigDrawMan wrote:
beat bdm in armwrasslin

All rightie, then. I will take that as a concession.

BigDrawMan · #6 Post by **BigDrawMan** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:33 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
BigDrawMan wrote:
beat bdm in armwrasslin
All rightie, then. I will take that as a concession.

bdm is a gentleman.

he lets the girlies win, as he likes to watch them jump up and down.

silvercamaro · #7 Post by **silvercamaro** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:07 pm

BigDrawMan wrote:
bdm is a gentleman.

he lets the girlies win, as he likes to watch them jump up and down.

How gracious! So, what did you let SpongeBob win at?

peacock2121 · #8 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:49 am

silvercamaro wrote:I am certain that the massage therapist with itty bitty hands can beat you arm wrestling. Itty-bitty-handed people with strong elbows are like that.

Love,
Helga

Is that if he has a cold and the gout or not?

BDMs partner · #9 Post by **BDMs partner** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:53 am

Stick with the vibrating plastic bug I got yinz from walmart last orthodox xmas. Them dames will wear you out...