You teach yourselves the ways of The Bored...

[John Houseman]

but Bored meisters train your minds.

You come in here with a skull full of mush;

you start thinking you'd like to play

Grab Bag
A little bit of this
A little bit of that
A little bit of everything

Coming this summer

Here at Hahvud Law

And nowhere else


#crappynewpromos