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#1 Post by kusch » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:47 am

"Girls, This Vibrator Delivers Mind Blowing Orgasms‏"

Since I am not a girl, I did not open it. :D

Why would someone want something that is "mind blowing"? Would that not be a one and done thing since your mind would be blown?
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#2 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:49 am

Is a horn done once it's blown?
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#3 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:52 am

kusch wrote:"Girls, This Vibrator Delivers Mind Blowing Orgasms‏"

Reminds me of the time I had a private meeting with Janet Reno....
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
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#4 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:52 am

Looks like Bill O'Reilly addressed the package incorrectly again. :D
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#5 Post by Autumn2 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:56 am

Would that not be a one and done thing since your mind would be blown?
If you're so inclinded to end things, it seems like one of the better options........
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#6 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:03 am

I would worry that it would cause numbing.
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#7 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:46 am

kusch wrote:"Girls, This Vibrator Delivers Mind Blowing Orgasms‏"

Since I am not a girl, I did not open it. :D

Why would someone want something that is "mind blowing"? Would that not be a one and done thing since your mind would be blown?
Once you have had your mind blown, you never forget it.
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#8 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:47 am

Besides, if they can off PSM a bigger penis, they can offer you this.

You're such a girl.
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#9 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:49 am

I'm now sorry that I ever read this thread... :lol:
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#10 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:23 am

peacock2121 wrote:Besides, if they can off PSM a bigger penis, they can offer you this.

You're such a girl.
One of Maddie's long-time male friends has a potty mouth and has been saying some insulting things to her. He likes to insult me, because it upsets her and I think that he enjoys the banter.

One of the things that he said was, "Your mother sleeps with other guys."
She responded, "So does your dad."

Yesterday, he said to your, "Your mother has no penis."
She says, "Neither do you."
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