New Celebrity Sex Tape

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PlacentiaSoccerMom · #1 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:54 pm

A Marilyn Monroe sex tape sold for $1.5 million today. Apparently she is performing oral sex in the video and the fellatee's face can't be seen.

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertai ... 2320080414

NellyLunatic1980 · #2 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:57 pm

I didn't think that celebrity sex tapes existed that long ago!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #3 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:00 pm

"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."

I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.

NellyLunatic1980 · #4 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:04 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."
I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.

George Michael? Larry Craig?

LarryCraig · #5 Post by **LarryCraig** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:08 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."
I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.
George Michael? Larry Craig?

HEY! The only wieners I analyze are the ones that I shove into my super tubers!

ToLiveIsToFly · #6 Post by **ToLiveIsToFly** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:24 pm

Fuzzy end of the lollipop, indeed!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #7 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:27 pm

..and another gratuitous post here...

ghostjmf · #8 Post by **ghostjmf** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:55 pm

Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #9 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:16 pm

ghostjmf wrote:Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.

The Sex Tape is real.

rayxtwo · #10 Post by **rayxtwo** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:21 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."

I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.

I found one

Spoiler

peacock2121 · #11 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:34 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:..and another gratuitous post here...

that really was.

peacock2121 · #12 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:34 am

peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:..and another gratuitous post here...
that really was.

what's up with that?

peacock2121 · #13 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:35 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ghostjmf wrote:Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.
The Sex Tape is real.

How do you know?

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #14 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:27 am

peacock2121 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:..and another gratuitous post here...
that really was.
what's up with that?

I was trying to get the bored to read:
New Celebrity Sex Tape
Rexer!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #15 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:34 am

peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ghostjmf wrote:Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.
The Sex Tape is real.
How do you know?

I don't think that somebody would pay $1.5 million if it wasn't real, nor would Joe DiMaggio have tried to buy it when he was alive.

kayrharris · #16 Post by **kayrharris** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:35 am

I agree with PSM.....it's real.

peacock2121 · #17 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:38 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: that really was.
what's up with that?
I was trying to get the bored to read:
New Celebrity Sex Tape
Rexer!

Oh!

What a great game!

peacock2121 · #18 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:41 am

Is this the order?

Rexer25 · #19 Post by **Rexer25** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:42 am

No, this is.

peacock2121 · #20 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:43 am

and this.

Rexer25 · #21 Post by **Rexer25** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:47 am

No matter what lb says, I still want this moved.

peacock2121 · #22 Post by **peacock2121** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:48 am

okay, sweetie.

You win.

I give.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #23 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:09 am

Yeah, I won't manipulate the bored either.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #24 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:39 am

Just for you Dan!

NellyLunatic1980 · #25 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:42 am

lb needs to find some way to work this into the title of this week's rankings.