From one of the books I'm currently reviewing:
The Four Stages of Life
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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Re: Speaking of Santa Claus
One day a boy's father told him it was time to talk about "the birds and the bees". The boy replied, "Oh great! First you tell me there's no Easter Bunny, then there's no Santas Claus. If you tell me there's no such thing as sex I'll have nothing to live for!"
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.