Miami, FL
elementary school science teacher
Became a grandmother the day she was called for WWTBAM
Said she makes a lot of T-shirts to infuse into her lessons, and she made a "Breaking Bad" stylized one for Cedric that she is wearing.
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Topic Tree (pre-randomized):
10 North Korea
9 Crying Foul
8 Mark Twain Prize
7 Moving Away
6 Grammar Humor
5 PooPrints
4 In Danger
3 Eggs Benedict
2 On the Moon
1 Ladies of the Night
Topic Tree: (Randomized)
10 North Korea
4 In Danger
7 Moving Away
8 Mark Twain Prize
1 Ladies of the Night
9 Crying Foul
3 Eggs Benedict
6 Grammar Humor
2 On the Moon
5 PooPrints
Question 1 - Level 5 PooPrints
Using DNA technology, the company PooPrints helps bust rude neighbors who neglect to do what?
A. Turn down their music B. Clean up after their dogs
C. Take in their trash D. Mow their lawn
Answer and value
B. Clean up after their dogs
Value: $3000
Bank: $3000
Value: $3000
Bank: $3000
Question 2 - Level 2 On the Moon
Buzz Aldrin admitted that he and Neil Armstrong placed what too close to the lunar module, so it actually blew over when they left the moon?
A. Lady liberty statuette B. Time capsule
C. Golf tee D. American flag
Answer and value
D. American flag
Value: $5000
Bank: $8000
Value: $5000
Bank: $8000
Question 3 - Level 6 Grammar Humor
A nerdy language joke from Twitter reads, "It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things" how?
A. Lightheartedly B. Incorrectly
C. Literally D. Amusingly
Answer and value
C. Literally
Value: $15K
Bank: $23K
Value: $15K
Bank: $23K
Question 4 - Level 3 Eggs Benedict
A classic dish plus a hint of treason, "Eggs Benedict Arnold" includes all but which of these ingredients according to YankeeMagazine.com?
A. English muffin B. Hummus
C. Ham D. Hollandaise sauce
Answer and value
B. Hummus
Value: $100
Bank: $23100
Value: $100
Bank: $23100
Question 5 - Level 9 Crying Foul
In 2013, PETA roared with anger after what singer used exotic animals in their "Roar" music video?
A. Katy Perry B. Drake
C. Lana Del Rey D. Bruno Mars
ATA
A. 90% B. 6%
C. 3% D. 1%
Maria said she was thinking that way but did not want to lead the audience.
C. 3% D. 1%
Maria said she was thinking that way but did not want to lead the audience.
Answer and value
A. Katy Perry
Value: $500
Bank: $23600
Value: $500
Bank: $23600
Question 6 - Level 1 Ladies of the Night
It's believed that ladies of the night in Ancient Greece wore sandals that left what phrase imprinted on the dirt as they walked the streets?
A. Non-skid tread B. Follow me
C. Plato's shoe emporium D. Rockport
Answer and value
B. Follow me
Value: $7000
Bank: $30600
Value: $7000
Bank: $30600
Maria's husband Ray is in the audience
Question 7 - Level 8 Mark Twain Prize
Which of these comedians has never won the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor?
A. Richard Pryor B. Steve Martin
C. Eddie Murphy D. Billy Crystal
JTQ 1
Maria just said "I'm not sure" before electing to JTQ
Answer and value
C. Eddie Murphy
Value: $2000 jumped
Bank: $30600
Value: $2000 jumped
Bank: $30600
Question 8 - Level 7 Moving Away
With a majority of its foreign-educated students choosing not to return home, China is one country that suffers immensely from a phenomenon known as what?
A. Boss Loss B. Brain Drain
C. Wise Demise D. Geek Leak
Answer and value
B. Brain Drain
Value: $25K!
Bank: $55600
Value: $25K!
Bank: $55600
Sound like it could describe someone with tattoos, which of the following actually refers to a person who is in mortal danger?
A. Inked man B. Tatted man
C. Marked man D. Tramp stamped man
Answer and value
C. Marked man
Value: $1000
Bank: $56600
Value: $1000
Bank: $56600
Question 10 - Level 10 North Korea
Though its location has never been confirmed, a secret organization that works to obtain money for North Korea's leaders goes by what name?
A. Room 16 B. Room 28
C. Room 39 D. Room 47
JTQ 2
"Not a clue, Cedric"
Answer and value
C. Room 39
Value: known to be $10K jumped
Bank: $56600
Value: known to be $10K jumped
Bank: $56600
Commercial break
Maria said if she wins $100K she can pay off her mortgage then do more for her grandchildren.
Question 11 - $100K
On the back of her 1983 album "She's So Unusual," what painting can be seen on the bottom of Cyndi Lauper's shoes?
A. The Starry Night B. The Persistence of Memory
C. Mona Lisa D. The Scream
Spoiler
Maria asked herself what would be so unusual about her. She said The Scream is shouting at her but she has no idea why. She asked how much she would lose.- $31600
She said she has a one in four chance of losing $31600. She said "I'm only here once. D, final answer," guessing The Scream
She said she has a one in four chance of losing $31600. She said "I'm only here once. D, final answer," guessing The Scream
Answer
A. The Starry Night
Bank: $25000
Bank: $25000
Commercial break
Showing just how big a fan he is, Paul McLeod named his son Elvis Aaron Presley McLeod and also runs what Missouri attraction?
A. Alamo Too B. Disneyland Too
C. Graceland Too D. Alcatraz Too
QotD answer
C. Graceland Too