Transcript 04/15/13 Jordan Auslander

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Jordan Auslander
New York, NY
Genealogist

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Important Tattoos
Dress Up
Regrettable Touching
All for Neutrality
Necessary Expansions
Back on TV
Food for the Gods
Intellectual Property
Watch Your Step
Emotional Outlet

Question 1 - Emotional Outlet
It is often said that someone who needs an emotional outlet may want to “blow off a little” what?
A. Fog
B. Vapor
C. Mist
D. Steam

Spoiler

D. Steam
$500
Bank - $500

Question 2 - Watch Your Step
What artist’s Long Island studio is open to visitors who are given fabric bootees to wear while walking on the paint-splattered floor?
A. Edward Hopper
B. Keith Haring
C. Jackson Pollock
D. Georgia O’Keeffe

Spoiler

C. Jackson Pollock
$5K
Bank - $5,500

Question 3 - Intellectual Property
Kevin Amiss and Martin Abbott actually patented a “method of exercising a cat” by getting it to chase what?
A. Its tail
B. A mouse
C. A laser pointer
D. Yarn

JTQ 1

Spoiler

C. A laser pointer
$10K
Bank - $5,500

Question 4 - Food for the Gods
What food did physician Thomas Bramwell Welch create in 1869 to use during his church’s communion services?
A. Chewing gum
B. Grape juice
C. Water crackers
D. Instant oatmeal

Jordan makes

Spoiler

water crackers

his final answer.

Spoiler

B. Grape juice
Jordan leaves with $1K

commercial break

[SportsFan68]

Question 3 - Intellectual Property
Kevin Amiss and Martin Abbott actually patented a “method of exercising a cat” by getting it to chase what?
A. Its tail
B. A mouse
C. A laser pointer
D. Yarn

JTQ 1

Spoiler

C. A laser pointer
$10K
Bank - $5,500

I know this one to a certainty because I watch "My Cat from Hell." They're always mentioning ways to exercise your cat.

Question 4 - Food for the Gods
What food did physician Thomas Bramwell Welch create in 1869 to use during his church’s communion services?
A. Chewing gum
B. Grape juice
C. Water crackers
D. Instant oatmeal

Jordan makes

Spoiler

water crackers

his final answer.

Spoiler

B. Grape juice
Jordan leaves with $1K

I'm glad I wasn't watching this question. Thomas Bramwell WELCH?

[Kazoo65]

I guess this contestant has never heard of Welch's grape juice.

There used to be a Welch's plant in the next county, but it closed down a couple years ago. You can still see the tower that says "WELCH'S" on it.

[summus123]

This guy was on Cash Cab a number of years ago. I think he and his friend did not miss a single question in their cab ride.

[MarleysGh0st]

I guess this contestant has never heard of Welch's grape juice.

He just answered too quickly before noticing the clue. As soon as Meredith told him he was wrong, it clicked. Oh, Welch's!

[earendel]

Jordan Auslander
New York, NY
Genealogist

Question 3 - Intellectual Property
Kevin Amiss and Martin Abbott actually patented a “method of exercising a cat” by getting it to chase what?
A. Its tail
B. A mouse
C. A laser pointer
D. Yarn

JTQ 1

Spoiler

C. A laser pointer
$10K
Bank - $5,500

How do you patent something like that? Does it mean that any time my son and DIL do this with their cat they owe royalties?

Question 4 - Food for the Gods
What food did physician Thomas Bramwell Welch create in 1869 to use during his church’s communion services?
A. Chewing gum
B. Grape juice
C. Water crackers
D. Instant oatmeal

Jordan makes

Spoiler

water crackers

his final answer.

Spoiler

B. Grape juice
Jordan leaves with $1K

From the reaction on Jordan's face I think that as soon as he said "final answer" he realized what he had done. I think maybe he failed to read the question carefully.

Nihil obstat®.

[vettech]

I guess this contestant has never heard of Welch's grape juice.

He just answered too quickly before noticing the clue. As soon as Meredith told him he was wrong, it clicked. Oh, Welch's!

I actually missed the "Welch" on my first read through - upon rereading, I caught it.