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- AnnieCamaro
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Dear Mr. NE1
Mr. NE1, I am a very brave girl. Everybody says so. I also have proven my ability to withstand pain of a magnitude that would level other dogs. Considering these factors, I am asking you sincerely to consider changing your avatar photo. Now, that guy is scary, and it hurts to look at him!
I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.
I am certain that you do not look a thing like Mr. Henry. I can tell by the way you write that you are very nice-looking, for a two-footer. Please don't make me look at that avatar any more. Please find a different picture that doesn't include Mr. Henry, so that I can declare you to be downright handsome. Thank you very much for your consideration.
Love,
Annie
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I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.
I am certain that you do not look a thing like Mr. Henry. I can tell by the way you write that you are very nice-looking, for a two-footer. Please don't make me look at that avatar any more. Please find a different picture that doesn't include Mr. Henry, so that I can declare you to be downright handsome. Thank you very much for your consideration.
Love,
Annie
/:P\
Sou iu koto de.
- themanintheseersuckersuit
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Where is that darn rec button?
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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I am not a Republican, and I am not a Democrat, and I am neither a Republicrat nor a Demoblican. If they won't let me vote, I say let 'em figure out everything for theirownselves.ulysses5019 wrote:I did not know that Ms. Anniecamaro was a Republican.
I only know that Mr. Henry has a most unfortunate and frightening honker.
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Dear Mr. NE1,ne1410s wrote:Dear Annie,
I'm so sorry if I caused you one moment of distress during your convalescence. I have changed my avatar to one of my recent head shots.
'zif....
I knew it! I knew you were the best-looking, handsomest, most debonaire, and most considerate two-footed humanitarian of all time.
Good boy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Would you like a cookie? I think the pinkies and the greenies are the tastiest. You may have your choice. It's the least I can do for such a wonderful person.
Love,
Annie
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Re: Dear Mr. NE1
I do happen to look a lot like Henry Waxman, and I've had people tell me that. I don't think we have big nostrils.....AnnieCamaro wrote: Considering these factors, I am asking you sincerely to consider changing your avatar photo. Now, that guy is scary, and it hurts to look at him!
I know who it is. It's Mr. Congressman Rep. Henry Waxman. I do not mean to make fun of Mr. Henry's appearance. He cannot help that his nostrils are the size of the well that swallowed up Baby Jessica. I personally have a big nose, with proportionally sized nostrils. But Mr. Henry's nostrils are scary. They are the mysterious Black Holes that will suck up the entire universe and spit out rogue galaxies for change. I tremble at the sight of them.
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Re: Dear Mr. NE1
Mr. silverscreen, I have seen you on the tv with Mr. Regis. I am pleased to tell you that I never for one moment thought you looked like Mr. Henry. The people who tell you you look like him are not your friends.silverscreenselect wrote: I do happen to look a lot like Henry Waxman, and I've had people tell me that. I don't think we have big nostrils.....
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