Banker joke.
- nitrah55
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Banker joke.
When a fireman sees a house on fire, he sounds an alarm, dons his turnout gear, bravely rescues the occupants and puts out the fire.
When an investment banker sees a house on fire, he quietly sells the burning house short, uses the proceeds to buy a larger house for himself and, when someone suggests that his taxes be raised to help the homeless, he rails against the dangers of socialism.
When an investment banker sees a house on fire, he quietly sells the burning house short, uses the proceeds to buy a larger house for himself and, when someone suggests that his taxes be raised to help the homeless, he rails against the dangers of socialism.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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Re: Banker joke.
Until the fire from the smaller home spreads and catches his on fire.nitrah55 wrote:When a fireman sees a house on fire, he sounds an alarm, dons his turnout gear, bravely rescues the occupants and puts out the fire.
When an investment banker sees a house on fire, he quietly sells the burning house short, uses the proceeds to buy a larger house for himself and, when someone suggests that his taxes be raised to help the homeless, he rails against the dangers of socialism.
Then he asks for a bailout, and pays himself a large bonus for his ingenuity.
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- ulysses5019
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Re: Banker joke.
Did this happen in Connecticut?Jeemie wrote:Until the fire from the smaller home spreads and catches his on fire.nitrah55 wrote:When a fireman sees a house on fire, he sounds an alarm, dons his turnout gear, bravely rescues the occupants and puts out the fire.
When an investment banker sees a house on fire, he quietly sells the burning house short, uses the proceeds to buy a larger house for himself and, when someone suggests that his taxes be raised to help the homeless, he rails against the dangers of socialism.
Then he asks for a bailout, and pays himself a large bonus for his ingenuity.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Re: Banker joke.
Well- if it's a woman banker, she may end UP in Connecticut!ulysses5019 wrote:Did this happen in Connecticut?Jeemie wrote:Until the fire from the smaller home spreads and catches his on fire.nitrah55 wrote:When a fireman sees a house on fire, he sounds an alarm, dons his turnout gear, bravely rescues the occupants and puts out the fire.
When an investment banker sees a house on fire, he quietly sells the burning house short, uses the proceeds to buy a larger house for himself and, when someone suggests that his taxes be raised to help the homeless, he rails against the dangers of socialism.
Then he asks for a bailout, and pays himself a large bonus for his ingenuity.
http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/dan/index.jsp
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- sunflower
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Re: Banker joke.
HEY! Lay off CT!!Jeemie wrote:Well- if it's a woman banker, she may end UP in Connecticut!ulysses5019 wrote:Did this happen in Connecticut?Jeemie wrote: Until the fire from the smaller home spreads and catches his on fire.
Then he asks for a bailout, and pays himself a large bonus for his ingenuity.
http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/dan/index.jsp
We do seem to have a lot of prisons given the size of our state. Or maybe it's proportionate. I'm sure that statistic is out there somewhere, I just don't care enough to find it. I just know I've driven by a lot of prisons around here.
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Re: Banker joke.
I lived in Danbury for 8 years- drove by Danbury Correctional many times on my way to Candlewood Lake, Squantz Pond, and New Fairfield.sunflower wrote:HEY! Lay off CT!!
We do seem to have a lot of prisons given the size of our state. Or maybe it's proportionate. I'm sure that statistic is out there somewhere, I just don't care enough to find it. I just know I've driven by a lot of prisons around here.
I'm allowed to make comments about CT!
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- sunflower
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Re: Banker joke.
Okay, I just felt strongly protective there for a minute.Jeemie wrote:I lived in Danbury for 8 years- drove by Danbury Correctional many times on my way to Candlewood Lake, Squantz Pond, and New Fairfield.sunflower wrote:HEY! Lay off CT!!
We do seem to have a lot of prisons given the size of our state. Or maybe it's proportionate. I'm sure that statistic is out there somewhere, I just don't care enough to find it. I just know I've driven by a lot of prisons around here.
I'm allowed to make comments about CT!
- ulysses5019
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Re: Banker joke.
sunflower wrote:Okay, I just felt strongly protective there for a minute.Jeemie wrote:I lived in Danbury for 8 years- drove by Danbury Correctional many times on my way to Candlewood Lake, Squantz Pond, and New Fairfield.sunflower wrote:HEY! Lay off CT!!
We do seem to have a lot of prisons given the size of our state. Or maybe it's proportionate. I'm sure that statistic is out there somewhere, I just don't care enough to find it. I just know I've driven by a lot of prisons around here.
I'm allowed to make comments about CT!
I was just commenting on your senator and his memory lapses.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.