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#1 Post by frogman042 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:53 am

I had a job at a company that build custom kitchens but decided to leave. I found the work
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#2 Post by a1mamacat » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:29 pm

The flasher had been in business for many years, and thought he might retire, but he decided to
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#3 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:33 pm

Little known facts about the spiritual leader Ghandi: his low-calorie diet led both to frail health and bad breath, but his habit of walking shoeless led to his having very tough feet. He was known to his friends as the
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super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
It helps if you say it out loud.
I am about 25% sure of this.

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#4 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:37 pm

groan of the day.


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#5 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:38 pm

tlynn78 wrote:groan of the day.


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#6 Post by mntetn » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:24 pm

nitrah55 wrote:... the
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super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
It helps if you say it out loud.
Actually I think he was
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hexed with halitosis
Sounds a little better.

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