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BPOTD - Bad Pun Of the Day

#1 Post by frogman042 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:41 pm

As a disservice I will be posting bad puns the uncontrollable pop into my mind on an irregular basis.

---Jay

The local retro-cinema was showing a triple feature of a 1995 movie directed by Wayne Wang, as well as Fame and Lovers and Other Strangers. I was expecting some substance but it turned out to be...
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all Smoke and Meara's

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#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:45 pm

Uh, Jay? Have you tried accordion lessons?

(That's my way of saying "I don't get it"...)
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#3 Post by frogman042 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:58 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:Uh, Jay? Have you tried accordion lessons?

(That's my way of saying "I don't get it"...)
For the benifit of the sane (i.e. those whose minds doesn't operate like mine) I'll explain - but I promise it wont be worth it...
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Wayne Wang directed a movie called Smoke in 1975, and in the named films (Fame and Lovers and Other Stangers) Anne Meara of (Stiller and Meara fame as well as the mom of Ben Stiller) had good size roles in both those films.

Smoke and Meara's is a pun on Smoke and Mirrors - which accounts for the reference of it not being of any real substance.

Never before have so few traveled so far for so little.

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#4 Post by tanstaafl2 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:00 pm

frogman042 wrote:
Never before have so few traveled so far for so little.
I believe that happened regularly on ST:TNG
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#5 Post by Jeemie » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:01 pm

frogman042 wrote:Never before have so few traveled so far for so little.
I prefer this version:

"Never in the course of Bored Discourse has so much been said by so many who know so little".
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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:46 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:Uh, Jay? Have you tried accordion lessons?

(That's my way of saying "I don't get it"...)

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#7 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:25 pm

frogman042 wrote:As a disservice I will be posting bad puns the uncontrollable pop into my mind on an irregular basis.

---Jay

The local retro-cinema was showing a triple feature of a 1995 movie directed by Wayne Wang, as well as Fame and Lovers and Other Strangers. I was expecting some substance but it turned out to be...
Spoiler
all Smoke and Meara's
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