Crap on the Housetop

[T_Bone0806]

Up on the housetop, there's your proof..
Reindeer crap upon my roof
Santa, you know I believe,
but I don't like these gifts they leave

Ho-Ho-Ho! They had to go!
Ho-Ho-Ho! They had to go-oh
Up on the housetop, yup yup yup!
Santa, come back and scoop it up!

Christmas programs I have missed..
droppings got in my satellite dish!
Let's see how your evening goes,
when I break Rudolph's shiny nose..

Ho-ho-ho! They had to go!
Ho-ho-ho! They had to go!
Up on the housetop, yup yup yup!
Santa, come back and scoop it up!

Rudolph surely does exist..
Come and take a look at this!
Here's a secret noone knows..
His nose isn't all that glows!

And I know you've got your routine,
but I just want my rooftop clean
There's no need to leave a mess,
So next year just use UPS!

Ho-ho-ho! They had to go!
Ho-ho-ho! They had to go-oh
Up on the housetop, yup, yup, yup!
Santa come back and scoop it up!

Get your fat butt back and Scoop! It! Up!