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Bob Juch
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The Beauty of a Woman

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:15 am

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Why is this important for every man to know?

Because if you give her any crap, you need be ready to receive a ton of shit in return.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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Re: The Beauty of a Woman

#2 Post by nitrah55 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:22 am

Where's the applause?
I am about 25% sure of this.
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Re: The Beauty of a Woman

#3 Post by Canned Applause » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:24 am

nitrah55 wrote:Where's the applause?

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