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Bob Juch
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Bad pun

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:20 pm

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him... what?
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A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Re: Bad pun

#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:45 pm

The sound of that pun was something quite atrocious..... :P

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