No candy from me this year...

[Helen A. Handbasket]

After a serious consideration of the political situation in our country I've decided that I'm on the "Joe the Plumber" bandwagon. Therefore I'll not be giving out candy for Halloween this year, since this is only a socialistic "share the wealth" celebration that has no place in real America. If kids want candy, let 'em get jobs, earn paychecks and buy it for themselves. No handouts!

[Ebeneezer Beast]

Right on, Ms. Handbasket! If any of those little street hooligans come knocking at my door tonight I'm going to to be dumping hot coals on their masked heads! They should be out working in the factory until midnight like I did in my youth!

[dimmzy]

Me neither! I'm going to take candy from all of my neighbors to "support the troops" and then keep it all for myself and move to Dubai!!

[Miss Informed]

*sniff!* I'm so proud of all of you! I'm prouder than the day I found out I was going to become a Gramma!

You all learn faster than even I do...

[Evil Dentist]

You goddamn communists! Give out candy to the kids.... by the boatload!!!!

I'll be dropping large handfuls of candy in each goblin's bag, along with my card......