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Bob Juch
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by Bob Juch » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:03 pm
When I saw the title of an email forwarded to me, I thought it was going to be a heart wrenching story about a poor little cat that got tossed out along the highway and run over by a truck, then had gotten mauled by a vicious dog and bitten by a snake and had to spend the next six months walking 100 miles after swimming across rivers and streams to finally make it back to its home to make some poor little grief stricken, sick kid happy once more, but I was wrong, very wrong........
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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christie1111
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by christie1111 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:31 am
Too funny!
"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"
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christie1111
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by christie1111 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:33 am
You know, I think that may actually be a cat avatar that BDM would appreciate!

"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"
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peacock2121
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by peacock2121 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:35 am
christie1111 wrote:You know, I think that may actually be a cat avatar that BDM would appreciate!

He would say:
"What cat?"
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gsabc
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by gsabc » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:32 am
One could make a very crude but obvious statement, involving terms used to describe certain areas of a woman's body being way too close to each other.
One won't.
gs, whose statements occasionally remind GW that he is still, once in a while, a rude and crude male of the species

I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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ulysses5019
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by ulysses5019 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:01 am
Bob Juch wrote:When I saw the title of an email forwarded to me, I thought it was going to be a heart wrenching story about a poor little cat that got tossed out along the highway and run over by a truck, then had gotten mauled by a vicious dog and bitten by a snake and had to spend the next six months walking 100 miles after swimming across rivers and streams to finally make it back to its home to make some poor little grief stricken, sick kid happy once more, but I was wrong, very wrong........
The cute kitties have all the luck.
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etaoin22
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by etaoin22 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:05 am
awwww...
I hope it makes the 365 kittens a year calendar.
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ulysses5019
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by ulysses5019 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:31 am
etaoin22 wrote:awwww...
I hope it makes the 365 kittens a year calendar.
Or Playboy.....
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.