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#51 Post by Bob78164 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:57 pm

The Red Sox lost today for Boston's 72nd loss of the season. The season is over and Boston has won 90 games. Two teams in the American League Eastern Division have won at least 91 games. Completing an epic choke, the Red Sox have been toastified. --Bob
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#52 Post by Bob78164 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:57 pm

Congratulations to the American League Wild Card team, the Tampa Bay Rays. --Bob
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#53 Post by Bob78164 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:59 pm

Atlanta lost tonight for the Braves' 73rd loss this season. The season is over and Atlanta has won 89 games. Another team in the National League Eastern Division won 102 games, so Atlanta did not win the National League Eastern Division. Two teams in the National League Central Division won a least 90 games, so Atlanta did not win the Wild Card. Completing an epic choke, the Braves have been toastified. --Bob
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#54 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:00 am

Congratulations to the National League Wild Card team, the St. Louis Cardinals. --Bob
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#55 Post by Vandal » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:17 am

Bob78164 wrote:The Red Sox lost today for Boston's 72nd loss of the season. The season is over and Boston has won 90 games. Two teams in the American League Eastern Division have won at least 91 games. Completing an epic choke, the Red Sox have been toastified. --Bob

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#56 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:05 am

In related news, MVLease's Adders of the prestigious Bored Buddy Baseball League were toastified last night thanks to the 9th inning of a certain Mr. Jonathan Papelbon, who singlehandedly swung the championship game lead from the Adders to the Sorryassbastards of Tanstaafl. The Adders, who dominated the regular season in large part thanks to a healthy dose of Red Sox in their lineup, end up finishing in second place... the ultimate proof that you really do live and die with your favorite team.

Congrats to Tanstaafl on his 47230894733rd BBBL championship.....

The Evil Squirrels finish in, well, nevermind......

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#57 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:15 am

littlebeast13 wrote:In related news, MVLease's Adders of the prestigious Bored Buddy Baseball League were toastified last night thanks to the 9th inning of a certain Mr. Jonathan Papelbon, who singlehandedly swung the championship game lead from the Adders to the Sorryassbastards of Tanstaafl. The Adders, who dominated the regular season in large part thanks to a healthy dose of Red Sox in their lineup, end up finishing in second place... the ultimate proof that you really do live and die with your favorite team.

Congrats to Tanstaafl on his 47230894733rd BBBL championship.....

The Evil Squirrels finish in, well, nevermind......

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#58 Post by Snaxx » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:31 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:In related news, MVLease's Adders of the prestigious Bored Buddy Baseball League were toastified last night thanks to the 9th inning of a certain Mr. Jonathan Papelbon, who singlehandedly swung the championship game lead from the Adders to the Sorryassbastards of Tanstaafl. The Adders, who dominated the regular season in large part thanks to a healthy dose of Red Sox in their lineup, end up finishing in second place... the ultimate proof that you really do live and die with your favorite team.

Congrats to Tanstaafl on his 47230894733rd BBBL championship.....

The Evil Squirrels finish in, well, nevermind......

lb13

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#59 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:05 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:In related news, MVLease's Adders of the prestigious Bored Buddy Baseball League were toastified last night thanks to the 9th inning of a certain Mr. Jonathan Papelbon, who singlehandedly swung the championship game lead from the Adders to the Sorryassbastards of Tanstaafl. The Adders, who dominated the regular season in large part thanks to a healthy dose of Red Sox in their lineup, end up finishing in second place... the ultimate proof that you really do live and die with your favorite team.

Congrats to Tanstaafl on his 47230894733rd BBBL championship.....

The Evil Squirrels finish in, well, nevermind......

lb13
Congratulations to Tan on first place, MVLease on second!

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#60 Post by andrewjackson » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:54 am

andrewjackson wrote:Continuing a tradition of crashing this thread, the Vancouver Whitecaps were toastified over the weekend. Their loss to Seattle means they cannot qualify for the MLS playoffs in their inaugural season. Next up are Toronto TC and the New England Revolution. They could both be toast this weekend. (NOTE: TFC is already virtual toast since they would not only have to win out while NY loses out to even have a chance to tie for the last playoff spot, Toronto would also have to make up a 28 goal deficit in goal difference. But, hey, you never know.)
Toronto and New England were, in fact, toastified over the weekend. Next up are San Jose and Chivas USA.
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