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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#26 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat May 31, 2008 2:32 pm

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Would you kids mind taking your knives and playing mumbly peg on someone else's bored.
Don't be givin' us no chit, Blast Boy. I have a rake and an array of carbon steel cutlery, and bb has potatoes.

We are armed and dangerous.
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#27 Post by Beebs52 » Sat May 31, 2008 2:54 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Would you kids mind taking your knives and playing mumbly peg on someone else's bored.
Don't be givin' us no chit, Blast Boy. I have a rake and an array of carbon steel cutlery, and bb has potatoes.

We are armed and dangerous.
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
My LARGE J Henckels chopper is clean and at the ready. I also have a cunning little melon baller that would do a fine number on your orbs. The lidless orbs, that is. I don't think snakes have noticeable other orbs.
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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#28 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat May 31, 2008 2:59 pm

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silvercamaro wrote: Don't be givin' us no chit, Blast Boy. I have a rake and an array of carbon steel cutlery, and bb has potatoes.

We are armed and dangerous.
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
My LARGE J Henckels chopper is clean and at the ready. I also have a cunning little melon baller that would do a fine number on your orbs. The lidless orbs, that is. I don't think snakes have noticeable other orbs.
Fancy German Knife names mean nothing to snakes. I might worry if it was Swiss.I fork my tongue in your general direction.
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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#29 Post by silvercamaro » Sat May 31, 2008 3:30 pm

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....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.

If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying. :twisted:

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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#30 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat May 31, 2008 3:46 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
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....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.

If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying. :twisted:
I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?
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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#31 Post by Beebs52 » Sat May 31, 2008 3:54 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.

If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying. :twisted:
I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?
Hey! At least we're not licentious.

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all, well, for a few minutes anyway.

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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#32 Post by silvercamaro » Sat May 31, 2008 4:23 pm

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I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?
I think of it as I would any other art form. Lots of people try it, but only a limited number prove to have the kind of innate talent that -- with training and practice -- may be honed into the near perfection of the genre.

In all modesty, I cannot yet think of myself as a professional annoyer, but I have aspirations.

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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#33 Post by kayrharris » Sat May 31, 2008 4:32 pm

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I think of it as I would any other art form. Lots of people try it, but only a limited number prove to have the kind of innate talent that -- with training and practice -- may be honed into the near perfection of the genre.

In all modesty, I cannot yet think of myself as a professional annoyer, but I have aspirations.

Why you and I don't have an annoying bone in our body.


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#34 Post by SportsFan68 » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:04 pm

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Re: Most excellent poorman's potatoes

#35 Post by Billy Mays » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:26 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.

If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying. :twisted:
I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?

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