Sayings to live by

[Beebs52]

Not exactly related to the subject of the thread, but funny, IMO:

"That's a pretty weiner runner you've got there," -- a compliment directed toward Ramsay, the new dog, by a young boy in the park.

I think this is a good saying to live by.

[Earl the Squirrel]

When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a little smartass - Also, My Dad

A wise dude.

Indeed. Although, while I agree with the piano player one, I'd far rather deal with a smartass than a dumbass.

These were life lessons taught to us as youngsters, in a way that we would remember. Although I'm sure we had at least the RDA of dumbassedness going around, the smartassery was way more prevalent.

We are now onto the third generation of smartasses, although at 5 and 3 they are a bit young to properly absorb the wisdom contained herein....

[Liberace]

When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

But I swear, officer, I didn't touch any of those girls!!!!

[BackInTex]

When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

But I swear, officer, I didn't touch any of those girls!!!!

You they'd believe.