Lyrically Speaking - 1/20/17

[littlebeast13]

1. We don`t need no education
We don't need no thought control
Another Brick in the Wall (Part Something Or Another) - Pink Floyd

2. Do things, do things
Do things, bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things
Do things, good things with it
Yeah, yeah
For the Love of Money - O'Jays (And apparently The Real TR...)

3. Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy
And my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
Hotel California - Eagles

4. You talk about people that you don't know,
You talk about people wherever you go
You Talk Too Much - Joe Jones

5. All my friends had to ask me
Something they didn't understand
How I get all the women
In the palm of my hand
Treat Her Like a Lady - Brothers Cornelius and Sister Rose

6. You're my doll, rock and roll
Feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there
Hanky panky
Barbie Girl - Aqua (Nobody claimed the year's first Annie Bonus opportunity...)

7. Should five percent
Appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Taxman - Beatles

8. We share the same biology, regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
Russians - Sting

9. We are agents of the free
I`ve had my fun and now
It`s time to serve your
Conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me
Orange Crush - REM

10. Hear me now and understand (Hear me now and understand)
He's gonna find me some peace of mind (I'm gonna find her some peace of mind)
Mockingbird - James Taylor and Carly Simon as well as those oldie moldy folks...

11. Now you're messing with a (A son of a bitch)
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch
Hair of the Dog - Nazareth (I chose this one over the Cowsills since the title was more appropriately descriptive...)

12. Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there`s no one around
King Nothing - Metallica


Image Bonus: Show me someone famous (real or fictional, but NOT a politician) who you think would make a great President.

This one was over as soon as Panic, who never even plays the Image Bonus, popped up Bob Juch's picture. 5 points and the IBB for our real national nightmare...

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:

vandal gets 2 JJC points for playing with his President Kojak doll...

Krox gets a JJC point for Judge Judy (though I doubt she'd take the pay cut)...

Weasel gets 2 JJC points for Pussy Riot and the Democratic Trump...

BiT gets 3 JJC points for Groper N. Washington and Tom (One of the ladies I bowl with on Friday night can't wait for us to get done so she can go home and watch "Tom!")

mrk gets a JJC point for one of our favorite promotional Merry Men...

frank gets a JJC point for a great Krox...

jarnon gets a JJC point for Wonder Wom..... er, Katy Perry...

Panic gets a supermax for the most outrageous image ever...

elwood gets 2 JJC points for wanting a couple more boobs in the White House (Just keep her away from the POTUS...)

Confessor gets a JJC point for President Ward Robey..... er, Cleaver.

Esto gets a JJC point for the best Krox...


And Trumpapalooza brings the LSWE its biggest crowd of the year! Isn't it ironic, don't you think...

Points:

vandal 23+2
Krox 15+1
Weasel 22+2
BiT 18+3
mrk 28+1
frank 18+1
jarnon 9+1
Nelly 23
Panic 19+5+5
TBone 27
Saucy 4
Marley 2
elwood 21+2
melly 26
Bob 9
Sprots 16
Hottie 10
Confessor 15+1
Search 15
Esto 26+1