The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#26 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:20 am

Has anyone seen Sprotsie Baby yet? I brought along all of her Merry Men like she requested! We can make merry together! :D
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#27 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:21 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:
Phyllis Diller wrote:Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!
Need Work? Now that the economy is picking up our club is hiring again
Let me warn you though, that Super Creepy Rob Lowe is not a big tipper/
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#28 Post by High School Slutatorian » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:22 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:
Phyllis Diller wrote:Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!
Need Work? Now that the economy is picking up our club is hiring again

I'll submit my resume! Bet you don't get many high school grajuits!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#29 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadCow » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:22 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Let me warn you thought, that Super Creepy Rob Lowe is not a big tipper/

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#30 Post by Not Mini » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:23 am

Has anyone figured out who's who yet?
Beast is not Mini!!!! Really!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#31 Post by Kay's Raspberry » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:26 am

Blaise_Pascal wrote:
WebTVThingie wrote:
The Keybored wrote:
Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!

Can you work on 20th century technology?
I bet he can!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#32 Post by Squirrel! » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:28 am

I'm just hanging around to help the crowd management human spot squirrels...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#33 Post by Rainbow Donkey » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:30 am

Step back, everyone! Nobody is allowed to pet the parade participants.... unless you're name is Sprots, that is.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#34 Post by Roger The Slapper » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:32 am

High School Slutatorian wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:
Phyllis Diller wrote:Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!
Need Work? Now that the economy is picking up our club is hiring again

I'll submit my resume! Bet you don't get many high school grajuits!
I think that KiKi girl is hot!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#35 Post by Jim Everett » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:32 am

Where's that Jim Rome clown at? I only came by to beat the living shit out of him...
I'm gonna tell you one more time.... Don't call me Chris!!!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#36 Post by MissBeautifulRedSquirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:33 am

Roger The Slapper wrote:I think that KiKi girl is hot!

You can slap my ass and call me Sally anytime, cutie!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#37 Post by Sky Watch MST » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:34 am

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!

I can help with festivals, parades and concentration camps
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#38 Post by Duck Hunter » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:35 am

Squirrel! wrote:I'm just hanging around to help the crowd management human spot squirrels...

And I just came by to laugh whenever he misses them!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#39 Post by Sky Watch MST » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:35 am

Squirrel! wrote:I'm just hanging around to help the crowd management human spot squirrels...
Come on up the view is better up here!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#40 Post by Crazed Sex Poodle » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:37 am

MissBeautifulRedSquirrel wrote:
Roger The Slapper wrote:I think that KiKi girl is hot!

You can slap my ass and call me Sally anytime, cutie!
HELLO SALLY!
Just Kidding
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#41 Post by MinisterOfPropaganda » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:38 am

Sky Watch MST wrote:
CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!

I can help with festivals, parades and concentration camps

As Minister of Propaganda, I have just come by to give you some home buying guides for warm, sunny Argentina.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#42 Post by Rosey Lipstick » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:38 am

Ignorant Juicebag wrote:I think that in honor of 2014 I should be the Parade Marshall
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#43 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:40 am

Crazed Sex Poodle wrote:
MissBeautifulRedSquirrel wrote:
Roger The Slapper wrote:I think that KiKi girl is hot!

You can slap my ass and call me Sally anytime, cutie!
HELLO SALLY!

You look like a fine bitch in heat! Wanna come up and tickle my ivories?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#44 Post by Mark John Boy » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:42 am

Dude!!! When does, like, this parade end? My nips are already hard and purple!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#45 Post by Ody » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:44 am

Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch....

Oh, sorry. I'm instictively inclined to bury turds when I see them....

Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#46 Post by Gimme A Squiggly » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:46 am

Go ahead and parade around today, but you better all come in to work tomorrow!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#47 Post by WGAS in Gastonia » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:48 am

According to our interactive online survey, our listeners would rather we return to broadcasting dead air than continue to cover this parade...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#48 Post by Ronnnnn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:50 am

Oooppss!! Loooks likke I acccidentallly set the flagg on firre....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#49 Post by O'Bummer » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:51 am

I think I'll issue an executive order ending this parade. It can only help my approval rating...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#50 Post by Angry Village Mob » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:53 am

When will this parade get to Granite City!
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