My Special Day's Shot To Hell....

[littlebeast13]

Doesn't clem turn 21 in September? That could end up making World News Tonight if we do it right....

Yellowstone is July. Usually we do WDW in June. I'm thinking of kidnapping my sister for a Vegas weekend reasonably shortly, but that's only if her in-laws gave them money to pay back the loans they took out to put her stepdaughter into rehab last month.

Seriously long story, so don't ask.......

I took the week off before clem's birthday.

It just occured to me that Sister #1 and her new hubby are in Vegas right now taking a belated honeymoon. I think that's close enough to say I was out there....

lb13

That's almost like channeling uly....{{{{{SHUDDER!!}}}}}}

So, where are they staying? Should a bunch of BB's descend on them to offer congratulations.... ??????????????????????

Even if I could pull the name of the hotel, I wouldn't tell you! I could see you running into her with laptop in hand saying, "Look what picture your brother puts up on the Bored for everyone to see! You should kick his ass!"

And she would.....

lb13

[minimetoo26]

There's been some talk of mid-April; Skoop and her mom will be there then...

If it's the week after Easter, my husband was planning on dragging two of the kids to NY for Mets/Padres while I stay home with Erin and the one still in school that week.

I'd have just a TON of fun in Vegas with a 4-year-old in tow............

[littlebeast13]

There's been some talk of mid-April; Skoop and her mom will be there then...

If it's the week after Easter, my husband was planning on dragging two of the kids to NY for Mets/Padres while I stay home with Erin and the one still in school that week.

I'd have just a TON of fun in Vegas with a 4-year-old in tow............

It wouldn't be any funner with a 33 year old in tow either.....

lb13

[silvercamaro]

I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......

Eeks. Feel better now! No, faster! Don't make me come up there and use Threat Healing on you. You don't want to mess with me when I'm wearing my tall boots. Not even Lizbit messes with me then.

[minimetoo26]

There's been some talk of mid-April; Skoop and her mom will be there then...

If it's the week after Easter, my husband was planning on dragging two of the kids to NY for Mets/Padres while I stay home with Erin and the one still in school that week.

I'd have just a TON of fun in Vegas with a 4-year-old in tow............

It wouldn't be any funner with a 33 year old in tow either.....

lb13

You have to work at it to get kicked out of the casinos. Erin just has to show up....

[littlebeast13]

I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......

Eeks. Feel better now! No, faster! Don't make me come up there and use Threat Healing on you. You don't want to mess with me when I'm wearing my tall boots. Not even Lizbit messes with me then.

As intriguing as that sounds, the pain has subsided to a dull roar over the last 10 minutes or so. I'm hoping it was just one of those short little bursts that precedes a small stone defenestration.....

If not, well, it was so much fun last time.....

lb13

[littlebeast13]

If it's the week after Easter, my husband was planning on dragging two of the kids to NY for Mets/Padres while I stay home with Erin and the one still in school that week.

I'd have just a TON of fun in Vegas with a 4-year-old in tow............

It wouldn't be any funner with a 33 year old in tow either.....

lb13

You have to work at it to get kicked out of the casinos. Erin just has to show up....

Not if I brought ES with me.....

lb13

[Bob Juch]

Ouch! I had one of those thirty years ago. Not fun.

Feel better!

[silvercamaro]

I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......

Eeks. Feel better now! No, faster! Don't make me come up there and use Threat Healing on you. You don't want to mess with me when I'm wearing my tall boots. Not even Lizbit messes with me then.

As intriguing as that sounds, the pain has subsided to a dull roar over the last 10 minutes or so. I'm hoping it was just one of those short little bursts that precedes a small stone defenestration.....

If not, well, it was so much fun last time.....

lb13

See how well it works?

[minimetoo26]

Do they still make mouses with wires? This wireless one is going to get defenestrated in about two seconds...............

[MarleysGh0st]

Do they still make mouses with wires?

Certainly.

I'm sorry you and beast are having an authentic Friday the 13th.

[littlebeast13]

Do they still make mouses with wires? This wireless one is going to get defenestrated in about two seconds...............

Yes. I don't use anything manufactured after 2001.....

lb13

[minimetoo26]

Do they still make mouses with wires? This wireless one is going to get defenestrated in about two seconds...............

Yes. I don't use anything manufactured after 2001.....

lb13

Do they sell old stuff at Mecca.........?

[littlebeast13]

Do they still make mouses with wires? This wireless one is going to get defenestrated in about two seconds...............

Yes. I don't use anything manufactured after 2001.....

lb13

Do they sell old stuff at Mecca.........?

No. When my ball mouse broke last May, it did so the week after they clearanced out all teh old ones, so I had to get an optical one.... which wouldn't have been an issue were it not for the fact that I couldn't control it enough to draw the ES pictures at first.....

And I have a nice new monitor, but it doesn't have a speaker, and a brand spanking new keyboard, but I still type like crap on it.....

lb13

[christie1111]

Depends on how it progresses. I've dealt with this in the past, so it's gotta get either real bad or real persistent before I seek our local ER quack out....

Of course, mini will just be there to rub more salt in my wounds. Oh poor poor pitiful me......

lb13

I already told KT I don't do sympathy. Unless you're willing to wait in line. A looooong line.............

Self-inflicted misery gets mocked. They need to develop something like Rid-X For Kidneys, like that stuff you pour into your septic system to break up clogs of Idon'tevenwanttothinkaboutwhat..........

Christie needs to quit working on body wash and invent the formula for this. I'd buy by the hernia jug.....

I'll go to the end of the line now for my sympathy.....

lb13

Um, I think I will keep my day job, thanks anyway!

[sunflower]

Vegas is fun, you can come on a side trip to the Grand Canyon with me and peel me off the floor of the skywalk!

Seriously...Vegas is one of those places I thought I would hate. But the weather is nice and stuff is cheap, and you can ignore the neon, wedding chapels and gambling if you want to.

I originally read "pee off the floor of the skywalk"

OMG I literally laughed out loud! I think they frown on that, or maybe they let you do it for $59.95. God knows they seem to charge for everything else!

[a1mamacat]

Do they still make mouses with wires? This wireless one is going to get defenestrated in about two seconds...............

Yes, they are called 'tails'

[tubadave]

Beast,

Dude, seriously. Put away the Pepsi for a while. If I can figure out how to (mostly) put away the Mountain Dew, you can do it with the Pepsi.

Water is your friend.

[littlebeast13]

To make matters worse, I just turned on MLB Natwork to find out they are rerunning the Kerry Wood 20 strikeout game. It was the third inning when I turned it on. I've always wanted to see it from the beginning to confirm if my memory is correct that Wood's first pitch (or one of his first pitches) hit umpire Jerry Meals in the head....

I was watching the game on WGN when Mecca called me in for orientation.... and I look forward to getting my new time off every May 6th....

lb13

[MarleysGh0st]

I was watching the game on WGN when Mecca called me in for orientation.... and I look forward to getting my new time off every May 6th....

Orientation?

You don't know your way around, yet?

[littlebeast13]

I was watching the game on WGN when Mecca called me in for orientation.... and I look forward to getting my new time off every May 6th....

Orientation?

You don't know your way around, yet?

The game is from 1998 Marley....

lb13

[MarleysGh0st]

I was watching the game on WGN when Mecca called me in for orientation.... and I look forward to getting my new time off every May 6th....

Orientation?

You don't know your way around, yet?

The game is from 1998 Marley....

lb13

Oh. And more significantly, so was the orientation.

[geoffil]

Ouch. Geoffil husband had one and it is not fun. I hope you are OK and have lots of good drugs.

[silverscreenselect]

I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......

If it's any consolation, I got a queasy feeling in my insides the last time I ate at Ponderosa.

On a serious note, I hope you're feeling better.

[kayrharris]

Sorry you're not feeling well, LB but please give up the hernia jug of Pepsi!!!


The Vegas trip is April 14 - 18.