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Re: Ungrateful b*tch

#26 Post by Weyoun » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:32 pm

Rexer25 wrote:
Weyoun wrote:The dog being Maltese makes it all the more bad.
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse?
Malteses are little bitty yippy dogs. Quintessential lap dogs. I know they can bite - but to maul you? Yeesh. A poodle - well, not the more masculine dog, but I can see one getting in trouble with one.

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Re: Ungrateful b*tch

#27 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:19 pm

Excuse me, but poodles are not sissies. We had a miniature when I was a kid, and he would routinely chase bigger dogs out of our yard. And he would attack anyone he thought was threatening a member of our family.
I should have said 'frou-frou' in place of sissy. And certainly, as AJ stated, standard poodles are not sissies by any means. Although that silly haircut some owners insist on is. I think most smaller breeds have that thing about chasing bigger dogs. My first Shih Tzu ruled over our Black Lab/Great Dane mix, and routinely chased the neighbor's two rotties out of our yard. Although I suspect, if you asked the Rotties, they 'let' him do it.

From that photo the dog in question looks more like a poodle than a Maltese. Maybe a Malti-poo, although the one's I"ve seen are usually a bit smaller.

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Re: Ungrateful b*tch

#28 Post by tanstaafl2 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:11 pm

Thousandaire wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse
Not to dis the Maltese breed, but they are kind of sissier than even poodles. And considerably smaller than standard poodles.


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Excuse me, but poodles are not sissies. We had a miniature when I was a kid, and he would routinely chase bigger dogs out of our yard. And he would attack anyone he thought was threatening a member of our family.
Standard poodles certainly are not sissy dogs. Those miniature variations and various mixtures on the other hand look pretty sissy-fied to me. The one in this story certainly looks to be rather sissy-fied. Then again it is France!

But most miniature dogs are kinda sissy-fied. Can you really call any full grown animal that you could potentially fit in a small toaster oven a dog? I think not!

Looks more like a long haired version of a giant Gambian rat.

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On second thought that's kind of insulting to the rat...
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Re: Ungrateful b*tch

#29 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:14 pm

tanstaafl2 wrote:Looks more like a long haired version of a giant Gambian rat.

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On second thought that's kind of insulting to the rat...
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Blech! That thing needs to wash its fur!

I wouldn't even scritch that!
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