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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#126 Post by OhTheHumanity » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:31 am

The Huge Manatee wrote:Where are the Giant Hydrogen Filled Balloons?
You are just asking for trouble, aren't you?

Or maybe catering to Jim Cantore's wishes.....

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#127 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:32 am

kayla21 wrote:
Ice Skaping Queen wrote:
Prince Albert In A Can wrote: Presidents, pshaw!

Let me out of here, and this parade can have a royal touch....

I am royalty! Look at me skape my way into your hearts!

Whoooops! Help me clem!!!!
Uncle Clem only likes me, he doesn't care about you.
Plus he's currently in trouble because Chris Crocker made him laugh out loud in the middle of class...
ROFL!!! What am image! Skipping class whilst IN class. Kudos.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#128 Post by Al Gore » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:33 am

Captain Planet wrote:
All Purpose Cleaner wrote:
All-Purpose Merry Man wrote:Okay, this is my lamest MM on Earth, but I have about 6 seconds of free time and I had to bring a gift for MBFFB:

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Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys!


MINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Glad you could stop by, even if it was for just 6 seconds.... :P
You are horrible for the environment!

Where the hell are my ethnically diverse planeteers and their foofy rings!!

Hey Captain Dumbass! How about letting a real superhero save the earth, OK?

How many Academy Awards and Nobel Prizes has your powder blue sissy ass won?

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#129 Post by MinisterOfPropaganda » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:35 am

OhTheHumanity wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:Where are the Giant Hydrogen Filled Balloons?
You are just asking for trouble, aren't you?

Or maybe catering to Jim Cantore's wishes.....

As Minister of Propaganda, I would like to say that my government disavows all knowledge of that exploding derigible and huge ugly walrus looking thing.....

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#130 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:37 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
EnsignInRedShirt wrote:I'm here and ready for duty.
Not a minute too soon!

Somone to throw under the bus!

At least you didn't volunteer me!

I knew you loved me, Sprotsie Baby!
You're next, rodent.

We can't mess with tradition -- the ensigns in red shirts always go first.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#131 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:38 am

MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:
OhTheHumanity wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:Where are the Giant Hydrogen Filled Balloons?
You are just asking for trouble, aren't you?

Or maybe catering to Jim Cantore's wishes.....

As Minister of Propaganda, I would like to say that my government disavows all knowledge of that exploding derigible and huge ugly walrus looking thing.....

WALRUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why you bald headed stooge!! Come here, closer, closer doink!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#132 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:40 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:I think it's about time we honored one of the innovators of Merry Men on the Bored.....
Pi-ka-chuuuuu!!!!
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LOL! He's a Tiger and everything!
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#133 Post by Chip Esten » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:42 am

I need to get some more face time. Everyone knows I was the funniest one on Whose Line.....

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#134 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:43 am

Chip Esten wrote:I need to get some more face time. Everyone knows I was the funniest one on Whose Line.....
Could we get Brad Sherwood instead?

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#135 Post by CaseyGrrl » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:44 am

WOOF! WOOF!

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF!

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

WOOFWOOFWOOF!!!!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#136 Post by Captain Planet » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:44 am

Al Gore wrote:
Captain Planet wrote:
All Purpose Cleaner wrote:

MINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Glad you could stop by, even if it was for just 6 seconds.... :P
You are horrible for the environment!

Where the hell are my ethnically diverse planeteers and their foofy rings!!

Hey Captain Dumbass! How about letting a real superhero save the earth, OK?

How many Academy Awards and Nobel Prizes has your powder blue sissy ass won?
I won the hearts and minds of young children you pompous schmuck!

Plus I defeated Smog Lady and that creepy neon yellow radiation dude!

So shut your piehole or I'll get all inconvienent on your ass!
By your incredibly politically correct powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#137 Post by SteelersFan7598 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:46 am

Yeah, yeah, this isn't really SteelersFan. Just trying to get my MM into double figures -- dunno if I'm gonna make it.

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#138 Post by Tony Reali » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:47 am

Chip Esten wrote:I need to get some more face time. Everyone knows I was the funniest one on Whose Line.....
No face time for you!

*MUTE*

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#139 Post by TheBountyOfMyBucket » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:49 am

Captain Planet wrote:
Al Gore wrote:
Captain Planet wrote: You are horrible for the environment!

Where the hell are my ethnically diverse planeteers and their foofy rings!!

Hey Captain Dumbass! How about letting a real superhero save the earth, OK?

How many Academy Awards and Nobel Prizes has your powder blue sissy ass won?
I won the hearts and minds of young children you pompous schmuck!

Plus I defeated Smog Lady and that creepy neon yellow radiation dude!

So shut your piehole or I'll get all inconvienent on your ass!
Hey Captain, I'm looking for a new chicken plucker. Jason Alexander got arrested for playing with the poultry....

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#140 Post by RomanticaCharma » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:49 am

I can't wait to find an avatar for this MM!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#141 Post by ScottyInEngineering » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:52 am

Captain,

I bypassed the plasma relay conduit and now I'm recalibrating the auxiliary power grid and..

uh oh, I canna hold it any longer! She's gonna blow!

BOOOOOOM



Captain, I'll need an ensign in a red shirt to clean this up...
It's green!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#142 Post by Barack-O-Lantern » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:52 am

Hey Captain, I'm looking for a new chicken plucker. Jason Alexander got arrested for playing with the poultry....

Eh, Chicken Plucker, Pheasant Plucker....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#143 Post by YetiGirl » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:52 am

Anybody see any squirrels around here? Good eatin, those . . .
Mrrow! Ffft! Ffft!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#144 Post by RedGrange » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:53 am

ScottyInEngineering wrote:Captain,

I bypassed the plasma relay conduit and now I'm recalibrating the auxiliary power grid and..

uh oh, I canna hold it any longer! She's gonna blow!

BOOOOOOM



Captain, I'll need an ensign in a red shirt to clean this up...
I'm not an ensign, but I'll help.
I was interviewing George Halas and I asked him who is the greatest running back you ever saw. And he said, 'That would be Red Grange.' And I asked him if Grange was playing today, how many yards do you think he'd gain. And he said, 'About 750, maybe 800 yards.' And I said, 'Well, 800 yards is just okay.' He sat up in his chair and he said, 'Son, you must remember one thing. Red Grange is 75 years old.

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#145 Post by Admiral Stockdale » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:54 am

I always wanted to be in a parade! Ross promised me one in Washington, but..... oh well....
Who am I?!?!?!?!? Why am I here!?!?!?

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#146 Post by clem21 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:54 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
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Only if he wakes up before noon . . .
I was up at 6:45!!!

And we are so not speaking... :evil:
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#147 Post by AiderAndAbetter » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:55 am

kayrharris wrote:
ThePepsiGeneration wrote:I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!
Oooh, a personal invitation. I dunno the rules though. Do I have
to be an MM or can I just irritate everyone as my ownself??
Here I am, Kay!

I'll help you!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#148 Post by Fluffy » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:55 am

YetiGirl wrote:Anybody see any squirrels around here? Good eatin, those . . .
You got that right, girl!

If me and my 100 kittens were still around, ES wouldn't stand a chance around LB's house....

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#149 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:56 am

We at the British Lap Dancing Assn thank you for the opportunity to participate in this wholesome family event. Because as every one knows , in Brittan Lap Dancing is not sexually stimulating. The lovely ladies on our float will be accepting tips.

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#150 Post by James_Tiberius_Kirk » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:56 am

RedGrange wrote:
ScottyInEngineering wrote:Captain,

I bypassed the plasma relay conduit and now I'm recalibrating the auxiliary power grid and..

uh oh, I canna hold it any longer! She's gonna blow!

BOOOOOOM



Captain, I'll need an ensign in a red shirt to clean this up...
I'm not an ensign, but I'll help.

An ensign out of uniform?

WHAT! He's not even a crew member?

Where is that union guy??

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