LET'S PARADE!!!
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All right, that's it.
Wrap it up Boys and Girls.
Don't make me break out the new Whip!!!
Wrap it up Boys and Girls.
Don't make me break out the new Whip!!!
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- El Jamón
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I hope everyone has plenty of electricity to make the Bored's official Thanksgiving dinner!
I may be $96 per pound, but you get the hoof too!!!
- T_Bone's Groupies
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Our boy isn't much for parades. The only floats he's interested in are of the Root Beer variety.
T-Bone still makes our hearts flutter. Or maybe we just forgot to take our medication.
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Billy! Great to see you again! You look great for a dead guy.Billy Mays wrote:WHERE HAVE THE PROMOS BEEN FOR THIS YEAR'S MERRY MEN PARADE!?!? HAVE I JUST BEEN BLIND, DEAF, OR MAYBE A LITTLE DEAD AND MISSED THEM!?
LIVE FROM THE OXI-CLEAN STREETS OF GASTONIA, NORTH CAROLINA, IT'S THE 13TH ANNUAL PARADE OF MERRY MEN!!! I DON'T SEE MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE TODAY... MAYBE IF I SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER THEY WILL COME!!!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! SINCE I AM LEADING OFF THE PARADE, I MUST BE THE GRAND MARSHAL! FREE BIG CITY SLIDERS FOR ME FROM THE CONCESSION STAND!!!
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Don't be picking on any bicyclists! Colorado and Utah are the Mountain Bike Capital of the World. OK, universe. We treat visiting bicyclists better than we treat the locals. OK, we treat local bicyclists better than we treat other locals.CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...
I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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I know! Maybe it's because you couldn't get Erin aboard this time.Rainbow Donkey wrote:How did I lose out on grand marshal duties to some dead bearded bag of hot air?
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Dear beautiful Bisqit -- no candy for you! You want to say nice and beautiful.Biskit wrote:Even I find this to be boring.
hurray.
Where's the candy?
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- SportsFan68
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Michelle! Get to work!!!Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:There isn't going to be much for Kiki to clean up tomorrow, is there?
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- SportsFan68
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Al . . . Al! You're in the wrong movie to say that!Al Pacino wrote:YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
HE'S OUT OF ORDER!
THIS WHOLE PARADE'S OUT OF ORDER!
Try this one --

-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- SportsFan68
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All your base are belong to us.Bored Protester wrote:We were not informed of this gathering.
To protest, we will put up our tents.
THIS PARADE IS OCCUPIED!!
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- SportsFan68
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LOL!PowerOutage1111 wrote:Anyone know how to grill a Pumpkin Pie?
Glad things worked out.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- SportsFan68
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Chip! Glad you stopped by!Chip Esten wrote:Guess I may as well cash in on my Bored fame while the iron is still hot....
Oops, appearing in this parade just killed my career again!
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- SportsFan68
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Yes, it is. It's also a pain in the butt to bring them up after you make 'em.flockofseagulls104 wrote:It's a pain in the butt to make a Merry man.
We'll just invoke RomanticaCharma and all the rest in absentia.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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If you were a Crowd Management Specialist® like I am, you would know I wasn't picking on bicyclists....SportsFan68 wrote:Don't be picking on any bicyclists! Colorado and Utah are the Mountain Bike Capital of the World. OK, universe. We treat visiting bicyclists better than we treat the locals. OK, we treat local bicyclists better than we treat other locals.CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...
I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....

Bicycle barricades
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