The squirrel is armed and dangerous

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AnnieCamaro · #1 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:11 pm

I am awaiting an explanation for the following items -- some would say "weapons" -- found in my back yard today. All apparently were dropped or thrown from a high vantage point

1. A knife!

2. Two chunks of broken concrete (only one pictured)

3. A scrap of pliable metallic fabric of unknown composition, perhaps the kind of thing that would be used on the nosecone of a shoulder-fired rocket

I am a peaceable girl. I do not like being assaulted and/or "warned" by the appearance of weaponry in my own yard. If a certain squirrel can offer a more reasonable explanation of these objects, I would like to hear it.

Sincerely,
Annie
/:evil:\

kayrharris · #2 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:25 pm

Oh, Annie, what a face young lady!

I am shocked!

christie1111 · #3 Post by **christie1111** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:31 pm

I think it was Miss Squirrlet in the backyard with a knife.

Do you need Swampyturtles to send a certain famous Honolulu Detective to investigate?

kayrharris · #4 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:36 pm

Have you dusted for squirrel prints?

AnnieCamaro · #5 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:56 pm

kayrharris wrote:Have you dusted for squirrel prints?

I can prove that the squirrel had a paw in the placement of of these weapons.

Miss Kay, I'm very sorry that my angry, ugly face scared you. I won't do that again unless I'm nose to nose with an Evil Someone. See, it's still me, Annie.
/:P\

kayrharris · #6 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:03 pm

That's much better. I like you this way.

herjosie · #7 Post by **herjosie** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:16 pm

oh missannie. this is terrible. i can come help if you need me. i am little and can hide in small places and keep watch on the yard. my mommy and my big brother are driving to your town to watch those big mens in red and white suits throw that funny ball around and wrestle with mens in other color suits. i cuold hide in my mommys car.

my mommie says i aint afraid of no sqrrls. she seems to think thats funny but i think shes silly.

you can send pictres to my eyes if you want.

a1mamacat · #8 Post by **a1mamacat** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:21 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote: 3. A scrap of pliable metallic fabric of unknown composition, perhaps the kind of thing that would be used on the nosecone of a shoulder-fired rocket

I am a peaceable girl. I do not like being assaulted and/or "warned" by the appearance of weaponry in my own yard. If a certain squirrel can offer a more reasonable explanation of these objects, I would like to hear it.

Sincerely,
Annie
/:evil:\

Hmmm that resembles those hats used to deter radiation from space, squirrel sized!

kayrharris · #9 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:27 pm

herjosie wrote:oh missannie. this is terrible. i can come help if you need me. i am little and can hide in small places and keep watch on the yard. my mommy and my big brother are driving to your town to watch those big mens in red and white suits throw that funny ball around and wrestle with mens in other color suits. i cuold hide in my mommys car.

my mommie says i aint afraid of no sqrrls. she seems to think thats funny but i think shes silly.

you can send pictres to my eyes if you want.

You little dogs are always brave.

Tell you mom and brother to have fun at the game!

hermillion · #10 Post by **hermillion** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:30 pm

Watch for me on TV. I'll be the one in the red shirt!

kayrharris · #11 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:34 pm

You won't be hard to find then, will you???

I don't think our game is on TV. I'll be wearing a shirt similar to Chapman's.

Evil Squirrel · #12 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:44 pm

Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......

Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:16 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......

Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....

Did that chihuahua escape from Hershey, PA?

Does he get good reception?

#14 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:17 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......

Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....
Did that chihuahua escape from Hershey, PA?

Does he get good reception?

He can still pick up all those old Taco Bell commercials....

lb13

ulysses5019 · #15 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:28 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Annie, I have only one thing to say to you, my dear......

Try duct tape next time. It has the same luster, but nobody will ever accuse you of being paranoid....
Did that chihuahua escape from Hershey, PA?

Does he get good reception?

He can still pick up all those old Taco Bell commercials....

lb13

He ought to learn where to wear that condom.

MarleysGh0st · #16 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:52 am

I was going to suggest the AFDB explanation for that metallic fabric, but I see Evil Squirrel has beaten me to it!

Y'all were very busy last night!

Here's Fanny! · #17 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:53 am

Spoiler

Water kills the aliens!

MarleysGh0st · #18 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:14 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
Spoiler
Water kills the aliens!

Spoiler

No, Slim Whitman music kills the aliens!

Rod Serling · #19 Post by **Rod Serling** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:17 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
Spoiler
Water kills the aliens!

Spoiler
No, Slim Whitman music kills the aliens!

Spoiler

Actually, it's Mr. Frisby's harmonica....

Rod Serling · #20 Post by **Rod Serling** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:18 am

I just realized.....

I love clicking on the "Submit" button. Now all I need is your approval....

MarleysGh0st · #21 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:50 am

Rod Serling wrote:I just realized.....

I love clicking on the "Submit" button. Now all I need is your approval....

You've got it, Rod!

As a graduate of Ithaca College, you're a local hero.

Evil Squirrel · #22 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:03 am

Time to drag out the cuteness defense.....

kayrharris · #23 Post by **kayrharris** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:08 am

Don't do that when I'm drinking coffee!

Here's Fanny! · #24 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:08 am

kayrharris wrote:Don't do that when I'm drinking coffee!

When aren't you drinking coffee?

kayrharris · #25 Post by **kayrharris** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:10 am

I'm on my 2nd cup. That' my limit for the day. Really it is. My two very strong cups and that's it.

WWTBAM Bored

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