RIP Michael J Fox....not really

[BackInTex]

Not so fast, says Michael himself.

Michael J Fox mocks CNN after network's death tribute mistake

CNN apologized after publishing a video package titled 'Remembering the life of actor Michael J Fox'

Michael J. Fox is alive and well, despite rumors of his death circulating online.

One day after CNN ignited a death scare by releasing a video package titled "Remembering the life of actor Michael J. Fox" on Wednesday, the legendary actor — who has been living with Parkinson's disease since 1991 — reassured fans that he is doing just fine.

"How do you react when you turn on the TV and CNN is reporting your death?" Fox, 64, wrote on his Threads account. "Do you…
A) switch to MSNBC, or whatever they are calling themselves these days,
(B) Pour scolding hot water on your lap, if it hurts your fine,
(C) Call your wife, hopefully she’s concerned but reassuring,
(D) Relax, they do this once every year,
(E) Ask yourself wtf?"

[ghostjmf]

Fox needs to find if Zhyttya's (sp?) FGF-1 works for him. If I had but the $50,000.00 lying around that they want I sure would. Its a drug that increases blood flow to brain, & works on lots of things.

They haven't done a double-blind test, needed for prescription. But they get great reports.

I did an "exposure to colored light" test which seemed to work a little.

[ghostjmf]

Chrome or whatever keeps putting the word "but" in where I did not type it. Please ignore.