Why not just "Marriage will be defined as the joining of one man and one woman."Bob Juch wrote:But I'm related to everybody!NellyLunatic1980 wrote:How's this for a federal marriage amendment:
"Marriage will be defined as the joining of one adult human being with one consenting unrelated adult human being."
So any moron (I'm looking at you, Rick Santorum and Jon Cornyn) who says that the legalization of gay marriage would lead to legalized marriages between man and dog, man and box turtle, man and child, man and blow-up doll, three women, etc. will have their arguments shot down by the simple yet specific wording of that amendment. All of those marriages will explicitly be declared illegal.
Seems to have worked pretty well for thousands of years.
The homosexual community says "hey we are just changing two words, man and woman, to be adult."
The polygamist community says "hey we are just changing one word, one, to several."
The beastiality community says "hey we are just changing one word, woman, to animal."
The necrophiliac community says "hey we don't want anything changed. Don't put the work 'live' in it."