I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pmOK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pmtlynn78 wrote:Some of those seem vaguely familiar...
Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
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Naomi would know?Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pmI didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pmOK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm
Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
Well, then
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It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pmI didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pmOK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm
Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
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Normal people call that a "can," genius!
Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
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Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
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#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
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LMAO - now you know you just sent him scrambling through the dregs of Amazon to find something, anything that looks like a 'tube'Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
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I even told him, "Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait." He doesn't understand the difference between a random image (which is probably a plastic shell around a can, anyway) and an Amazon page selling one.tlynn78 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:32 pmLMAO - now you know you just sent him scrambling through the dregs of Amazon to find something, anything that looks like a 'tube'Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
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LMAO - Naomi WOULD know. (and I shower at random times - keeps the peepers guessing)
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https://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
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#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pmhttps://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
#2) Do you not understand that there is a can inside the plastic clip, dumbass?
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May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?
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Hello, I'm a guy who learned how to settle important but deeply divisive debates like this decades ago:Estonut wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pmhttps://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
#2) Do you not understand that there is a can inside the plastic clip, dumbass?
It's a breath mint AND a candy mint!
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If you ever feel the need to hit <almost> every. single. Western trope ever thought of, just watch Open Range. If you can stand to.
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I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.
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Ah, the good old days when a thread hijacking was just me and mini suffering through multiple personality disorder...T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 amI believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.
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Ah, the good ol' days.littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:44 amAh, the good old days when a thread hijacking was just me and mini suffering through multiple personality disorder...T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 amI believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.
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1) Do you not understand that Amazon page is for Mace Brand? They say on that page, "Mace" is Pepper Spray, but not all pepper spray is Mace Brand.Estonut wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pmhttps://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
#2) Do you not understand that there is a can inside the plastic clip, dumbass?
2) No there is not. The unit is a plastic tube, no can is inside.
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I am the catalyst for my son's years of therapy and obliviousness to his dastardly deeds, and many rando fucks.
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I am the faithful companion of the lead actor in a survival movie. Though I have a family awaiting my return while my friend is a loner, I am the one who meets their demise early in the film because my death will pack an emotional punch with the audience. Oh, and because I'm only getting paid one-tenth of the money the star is. But at least now I can munch off of the on-set buffet table while my friend reshoots that scene where he gets attacked by fire ants for the 173rd time to get it just right for the director. Oh, and I did get a really cool gravesite out of the deal...
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I'm a bar owner who facilitates escapes yet gives up love to save it.
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