I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes
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I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes
In 20 days my head gets rotorootered. I would appreciate any inappropriate or whatever jokes. No judgment here. Really.
Even if they're political. We can all laff.
Even if they're political. We can all laff.
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Re: I would like bad or disgusting brain jokes
A koan: if you have a brain fart but there’s no vibration because it’s where there’s a hole in your head that’s a lot bigger than an asshole, is that kind of like one hand clapping or a tree falling down when nobody’s there?
(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)
(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)
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Yes. Yes. Thank you.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:36 pmA koan: if you have a brain fart but there’s no vibration because it’s where there’s a hole in your head that’s a lot bigger than an asshole, is that kind of like one hand clapping or a tree falling down when nobody’s there?
(And, if so, is that a good thaing?)
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Probably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
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SBD?wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pmProbably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
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Curious if anybody knows this.Beebs52 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pmSBD?wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pmProbably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
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Brilliant!wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pmCurious if anybody knows this.Beebs52 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pmSBD?wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pmProbably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
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It’s the one you blame on the dog, cuz nobody knows where it came from.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:17 pmCurious if anybody knows this.Beebs52 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:56 pmSBD?wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 pmProbably will be rendered moot one of these days anyway. I’d bet you anything that one of these days some mister or miss know it all is going to prove that there is such a thing as an SBD brain fart — thus solving the mystery.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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See any of BJ's jokes in the JotD thread. He has a bad AND disgusting brain!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
Assuming your surgical team isn't Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.
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I looked through the recent obituaries and so far no one named Abbie Normal has passed. You'll be O.K.
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T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:16 amOh, you'll be fine.
Assuming your surgical team isn't Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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A thoughtful child would have gotten you a helmet with a C flap in case the opposition decides to bring one high and tight. Gotta protect the pie hole!
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I wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.
Never mind.
Never mind.
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Heh heh. That's MY line.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pmI wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.
Never mind.
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Hmmm. So I guess maybe I inadvertently plagerized here.Beebs52 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pmHeh heh. That's MY line.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pmI wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.
Never mind.
I’m not surprised. Probably caused by the rocks in my head that my grandad was convinced that I had.
I’ll talk about the alleged lead in my ass later
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Oh we all have lead in our ass, no one told me I had rocks in my head AND WHY DINT THEY??? Oops, no mris back then.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:46 pmHmmm. So I guess maybe I inadvertently plagerized here.Beebs52 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 7:11 pmHeh heh. That's MY line.wbtravis007 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:54 pmI wouldn’t worry about this, bb. It’s gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, it’s not like it’s rocket science or brain surgery or … uh-oh.
Never mind.
I’m not surprised. Probably caused by the rocks in my head that my grandad was convinced that I had.
I’ll talk about the alleged lead in my ass later
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