Isn't there a law against this?
- Lizbit
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Isn't there a law against this?
Every now and then, men drive up to our house in a truck with a trailer, from which they unload big, noisy machines. Then they turn on the machines and go all around the yard, STEALING THE GRASS! Me and Wiki are inside, guarding the house, when we need to be outside, guarding the lawn. We yell at them through the windows, but they don't pay any attention to us. If my mom is home, she says, "Don't worry about it, girls. They are just doing their job."
What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
Love, Libit
What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
Love, Libit
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
You stay on their case, Lizbit - you can't just let them get away with that nonsense. With so many states legalizing grass for recreational use, it's only going to get worse.The should at least give your mom a cut of the profits.
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
Lizbit, these guys probably have a medical condition. They may need a blacklight and Jimi Hendrix music.
Well, then
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
Aw, come on Lizzie! I thought we were gonna mud rassle! It's a lot easier when the grass is all gone!
Plus, the tall blades make my nuts itch....
Plus, the tall blades make my nuts itch....
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
Mind your manners, young man, Lizbit is a lady!Evil Squirrel wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:29 pmAw, come on Lizzie! I thought we were gonna mud rassle! It's a lot easier when the grass is all gone!
Plus, the tall blades make my nuts itch....
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
There is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
I guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.kayrharris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pmThere is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!
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I still have those pics on my phone....
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pmI guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.kayrharris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pmThere is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!
I still have those pics on my phone....
Excuse me?? I think you have me confused with one of the Kardashians.
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
They're not stealing grass, Lizbit. They're collecting it. They were running low on their grass supply so they decided to collect some mow. --BobLizbit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:04 pmEvery now and then, men drive up to our house in a truck with a trailer, from which they unload big, noisy machines. Then they turn on the machines and go all around the yard, STEALING THE GRASS! Me and Wiki are inside, guarding the house, when we need to be outside, guarding the lawn. We yell at them through the windows, but they don't pay any attention to us. If my mom is home, she says, "Don't worry about it, girls. They are just doing their job."
What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
Love, Libit
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
That is an excellent pun, Mr. Bob! Thank you for spending it on Wiki and me. (If you ever want to use it with your two-legged friens, we promise not to tell that we heard it first.)Bob78164 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:01 pmThey're not stealing grass, Lizbit. They're collecting it. They were running low on their grass supply so they decide to collect some mow. --BobLizbit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:04 pmEvery now and then, men drive up to our house in a truck with a trailer, from which they unload big, noisy machines. Then they turn on the machines and go all around the yard, STEALING THE GRASS! Me and Wiki are inside, guarding the house, when we need to be outside, guarding the lawn. We yell at them through the windows, but they don't pay any attention to us. If my mom is home, she says, "Don't worry about it, girls. They are just doing their job."
What kind of job is stealing grass? How can that be legal? What should we do? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
Love, Libit
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
kayrharris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:43 pmKiki's Cleaning Lady wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pmI guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.kayrharris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:34 pmThere is no law Lizbit, however, I wish the ones that show up at my house wouldn't start at 7AM! Don't they know I'm a night owl?? How rude!
I still have those pics on my phone....
Excuse me?? I think you have me confused with one of the Kardashians.
Interesting that tgirl defended Lizbit's ladyhood, but not yours. Hmmmmmmm........
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
you made me spit my drink.littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:09 amkayrharris wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:43 pmKiki's Cleaning Lady wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:55 pm
I guess they've never seen you passed out on the lawn before.
I still have those pics on my phone....
Excuse me?? I think you have me confused with one of the Kardashians.
Interesting that tgirl defended Lizbit's ladyhood, but not yours. Hmmmmmmm........
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That said, I'm sure there is no photographic evidence of KiKi - I mean Ms. Kay being anything other than completely circumspect.
I'm not saying it didn't happen, just saying she's not stupid. Just sayin.
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Re: Isn't there a law against this?
See, I told you! Thanks t-girl. I appreciate your support. ...I think! Just sayin.
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