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Anyone seen ES lately?

#1 Post by Bob78164 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:32 am

It looks like he's wanted by the police in Michigan.

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#2 Post by Kazoo65 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:14 pm

NOW I know why the squirrels haven't been hanging around my bird feeder lately.
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#3 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:20 pm

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#4 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:25 pm

I found out what happened to ES. He got an acting gig. You can view his work by downloading this app:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AZR ... d_asin_lnk

I don't know if it's particularly useful as an app, but the price is right.
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#5 Post by jarnon » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:38 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I found out what happened to ES. He got an acting gig. You can view his work by downloading this app:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AZR ... d_asin_lnk

I don't know if it's particularly useful as an app, but the price is right.
The Product Description for this app could have been written by Sprots:
We've all been there at some point in our life: walking in a park, or maybe burying some nuts, when one of these rotten rodents approach. It's up to you to decide what you do next when that situation presents itself, whether to slink away or confront the creature head on. These sinister squirrels can strike from anywhere, hoarding their food and sneaking behind trees.

*** Are YOU Prepared? ***

Nonscientific studies have shown that 92.1% of all people are completely unprepared for an angry squirrel incident. For that reason, we created AngrySquirrel.

*** Do Not Taunt the Angry Squirrel ***

The best thing you can do when confronted with an angry squirrel is slowly walk away (or, in some cases, bow and crawl backwards away slowly, acknowledging its supremacy). This application is designed to simulate the effects of what happens when you do NOT do this. Touching and moving an angry squirrel is a bad idea! If you don't believe us, try the app and see for yourself what can happen.
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#6 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 6:45 pm

Nah, my idea is much simpler. Nuclear weaponry.
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#7 Post by BackInTex » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:48 pm

Found him!
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