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Why do I stress myself out?

#1 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:09 am

Weird rant time.

Monday, I got one of those slips in the mail indicating I had a certified letter. Now, I don't recall the last time I got a certified letter at home, and to me it usually means something unpleasant.

Worse still, it listed the ZIP code of the sender -- which happens to be the ZIP code of my office.

Needless to say, I didn't sleep much Monday night, fretting about it. Bill collector? I don't owe anybody anything late. IRS or other tax authorities? Wrong ZIP code. So I puzzed and I puzzed 'til my puzzler was sore. I asked around the office on Tuesday morning, but nobody knew anything of it.

I went to the post office at noontime Tuesday (per the instructions on the card), but they couldn't find the letter. They said the carrier might still have it, please sign the slip and he'll deliver it later.

No letter in my box the balance of the week, so I'm getting less worried and more frustrated.

So, I went to the post office again when they first opened this morning, before they got busy. And they found it straight away.
And the envelope please...
The letter was from my proctologist reminding me it was time for another colonoscopy
Well, it was something unpleasant. Just not what I imagined.

So, why do I let myself get so worked up on these things?
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#2 Post by mrkelley23 » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:39 am

Maybe your system just needs a thorough, um, cleansing.
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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:13 pm

Because you're a stewer.. I'm also a stewer.
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#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:56 pm

He sent a reminder by certified mail? Seriously, what's up with that?

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#5 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:32 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:He sent a reminder by certified mail? Seriously, what's up with that?
Seriously, I don't know. They'd sent two earlier notices (which I had ignored), and this mailing said they sent it certified to "emphasize the importance of the procedure."

I'll get it done after my upcoming vacation. But I'm going to look into having it done by another group. And if so, I'll let these folks know why.
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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:26 am

SpacemanSpiff wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:He sent a reminder by certified mail? Seriously, what's up with that?
Seriously, I don't know. They'd sent two earlier notices (which I had ignored), and this mailing said they sent it certified to "emphasize the importance of the procedure."

I'll get it done after my upcoming vacation. But I'm going to look into having it done by another group. And if so, I'll let these folks know why.
I'd say that emphasizes the importance of getting a proctologist who has some actual interpersonal skills.
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#7 Post by mrkelley23 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:36 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
SpacemanSpiff wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:He sent a reminder by certified mail? Seriously, what's up with that?
Seriously, I don't know. They'd sent two earlier notices (which I had ignored), and this mailing said they sent it certified to "emphasize the importance of the procedure."

I'll get it done after my upcoming vacation. But I'm going to look into having it done by another group. And if so, I'll let these folks know why.
I'd say that emphasizes the importance of getting a proctologist who has some actual interpersonal skills.
Hey, if you dealt with nothing but assholes all day, your interpersonal skills would be lacking, too.
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Re: Why do I stress myself out?

#8 Post by Beebs52 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:54 am

mrkelley23 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:
SpacemanSpiff wrote: Seriously, I don't know. They'd sent two earlier notices (which I had ignored), and this mailing said they sent it certified to "emphasize the importance of the procedure."

I'll get it done after my upcoming vacation. But I'm going to look into having it done by another group. And if so, I'll let these folks know why.
I'd say that emphasizes the importance of getting a proctologist who has some actual interpersonal skills.
Hey, if you dealt with nothing but assholes all day, your interpersonal skills would be lacking, too.
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#9 Post by christie1111 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:11 am

Beebs52 wrote:Because you're a stewer.. I'm also a stewer.

Me too.
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#10 Post by elwoodblues » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:53 am

christie1111 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Because you're a stewer.. I'm also a stewer.

Me too.
Is that how you make gumbo?

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#11 Post by Beebs52 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:18 pm

elwoodblues wrote:
christie1111 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Because you're a stewer.. I'm also a stewer.

Me too.
Is that how you make gumbo?
Why, yes. Yes it is! You, too, get a bada bing!
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#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:35 pm

SpacemanSpiff wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:He sent a reminder by certified mail? Seriously, what's up with that?
Seriously, I don't know. They'd sent two earlier notices (which I had ignored), and this mailing said they sent it certified to "emphasize the importance of the procedure."

I'll get it done after my upcoming vacation. But I'm going to look into having it done by another group. And if so, I'll let these folks know why.

Sure, ignore the certified letter. The next reminder notification will come by singing telegram....

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