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I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.
I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.
I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.
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T_Bone0806 wrote:I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.
I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.
You were wearing a speedo?
Well, then
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I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
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ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
Whooo HOOOO!!! Congrats and blessings to you and your hub!
Well, then
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Me too!
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Happy anniversary!ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
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Present!
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Don't even joke about such things. I mean, y'know that line in "Apocalypse Now", where Brando says "The horror! The horror!"? It would apply to me and a Speedo.Beebs52 wrote:T_Bone0806 wrote:I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.
I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.
You were wearing a speedo?
I actually meant there was a time back in college when I "experimented" with snorting chlorinated water.
I'll have you know that I chose the high road with that one. I could have gone with the crasser "I meant pictures of me doing the breaststroke", but I am a classy guy.
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Happy Anniversary!ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
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Happy Anniversary!ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
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I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.T_Bone0806 wrote:Don't even joke about such things. I mean, y'know that line in "Apocalypse Now", where Brando says "The horror! The horror!"? It would apply to me and a Speedo.Beebs52 wrote:T_Bone0806 wrote:I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.
I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.
You were wearing a speedo?
I actually meant there was a time back in college when I "experimented" with snorting chlorinated water.
I'll have you know that I chose the high road with that one. I could have gone with the crasser "I meant pictures of me doing the breaststroke", but I am a classy guy.
NTTAWTT
Well, then
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Thanks guys. Geez,i feel old.
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I have never been in the closet.Beebs52 wrote: I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.
NTTAWTT
Ummm...let me rephrase that...
I bet I'd be offended if I understood that one. I tried to figure out what the sidestroke would entail but I think I'm better off not knowing.
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T_Bone0806 wrote:I have never been in the closet.Beebs52 wrote: I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.
NTTAWTT
Ummm...let me rephrase that...
I bet I'd be offended if I understood that one. I tried to figure out what the sidestroke would entail but I think I'm better off not knowing.
I would never offend you. It's just a nice flowing stroke that isn't as fluttery as the butterfly.
I'm all about poetry.
Well, then
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Where is Fanny?T_Bone0806 wrote:I have never been in the closet.Beebs52 wrote: I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.
NTTAWTT
Ummm...let me rephrase that...
I bet I'd be offended if I understood that one. I tried to figure out what the sidestroke would entail but I think I'm better off not knowing.
I am sure she would know!
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No, I don't believe you ever would.Beebs52 wrote:I would never offend you.
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At least not intentionally...T_Bone0806 wrote:No, I don't believe you ever would.Beebs52 wrote:I would never offend you.
The sidestroke is a real stroke. It's where you use the frogkick and stroke your arms sideways.
I like the sidestroke. It's nice and comfy and sleek.
Well, then
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Oh, I know the sidestroke as it applies to swimming. I'm just not sure how it applies to performing it in a closet....of course, I don't think I wanna know.Beebs52 wrote:At least not intentionally...T_Bone0806 wrote:No, I don't believe you ever would.Beebs52 wrote:I would never offend you.
The sidestroke is a real stroke. It's where you use the frogkick and stroke your arms sideways.
I like the sidestroke. It's nice and comfy and sleek.
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It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.T_Bone0806 wrote:Oh, I know the sidestroke as it applies to swimming. I'm just not sure how it applies to performing it in a closet....of course, I don't think I wanna know.Beebs52 wrote:At least not intentionally...T_Bone0806 wrote: No, I don't believe you ever would.
The sidestroke is a real stroke. It's where you use the frogkick and stroke your arms sideways.
I like the sidestroke. It's nice and comfy and sleek.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
Well, then
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No apologies. My offended tone was in jest. I understood the basics of what you were going for.Beebs52 wrote:It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
Hey. We created some classics together, such as James Bronk and Purses Galore. We're allowed an off night.
Now then, what exactly did you MEAN when you talk about a bad joke extending from my speedo??????
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Only a bad joke to those for whom it wasn't intended. Eh? EH?T_Bone0806 wrote:No apologies. My offended tone was in jest. I understood the basics of what you were going for.Beebs52 wrote:It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
Hey. We created some classics together, such as James Bronk and Purses Galore. We're allowed an off night.
Now then, what exactly did you MEAN when you talk about a bad joke extending from my speedo??????
Oh, Purses Galore. Sob. Sigh. Those were the days my friends....
Well, then
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Speaking of Underoos.Beebs52 wrote:Only a bad joke to those for whom it wasn't intended. Eh? EH?T_Bone0806 wrote:No apologies. My offended tone was in jest. I understood the basics of what you were going for.Beebs52 wrote:It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
Hey. We created some classics together, such as James Bronk and Purses Galore. We're allowed an off night.
Now then, what exactly did you MEAN when you talk about a bad joke extending from my speedo??????
Oh, Purses Galore. Sob. Sigh. Those were the days my friends....
Well, then