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minimetoo26
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:40 pm
MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
Just wait until I get to be his age! You and Uncle Beast are such wonderful influences.....

When you're his age, either you'll already be President, or Dictator for Life.......
As Minister of Propaganda, I must protest to working under the tyranny of a 4 year old girl! I am most certainly not going to explain to the public why their exhalted leader runs around the Presidential Palace in her underwear.....
Protesting is futile. And the public can kiss her ass.
If they can find it. It's dainty.
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by littlebeast13 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:43 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
When you're his age, either you'll already be President, or Dictator for Life.......
As Minister of Propaganda, I must protest to working under the tyranny of a 4 year old girl! I am most certainly not going to explain to the public why their exhalted leader runs around the Presidential Palace in her underwear.....
Protesting is futile. And the public can kiss her ass.
If they can find it. It's dainty.
So Erin is Daintyass, we're two smartasses, and me and Kiki just nicknamed someone who likes to give other people nicknames Sweetass........
This Bored has gone to the asses!
lb13
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:46 pm
littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:
As Minister of Propaganda, I must protest to working under the tyranny of a 4 year old girl! I am most certainly not going to explain to the public why their exhalted leader runs around the Presidential Palace in her underwear.....
Protesting is futile. And the public can kiss her ass.
If they can find it. It's dainty.
So Erin is Daintyass, we're two smartasses, and me and Kiki just nicknamed someone who likes to give other people nicknames Sweetass........
This Bored has gone to the asses!
lb13
Erin is Princess Daintycakes (Stephen heard that on a cartoon, and it suited her). So her signature could be Kiss My Dainty Ass. She calls her heinie her nuggets, since Stephen said they looked like nuggets once. She's a trip and a half, that one...
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
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MinisKidToBeNamedLater
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by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:48 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
Protesting is futile. And the public can kiss her ass.
If they can find it. It's dainty.
So Erin is Daintyass, we're two smartasses, and me and Kiki just nicknamed someone who likes to give other people nicknames Sweetass........
This Bored has gone to the asses!
lb13
Erin is Princess Daintycakes (Stephen heard that on a cartoon, and it suited her). So her signature could be Kiss My Dainty Ass. She calls her heinie her nuggets, since Stephen said they looked like nuggets once. She's a trip and a half, that one...

Kiss my dainty ass!
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:53 pm
MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
So Erin is Daintyass, we're two smartasses, and me and Kiki just nicknamed someone who likes to give other people nicknames Sweetass........
This Bored has gone to the asses!
lb13
Erin is Princess Daintycakes (Stephen heard that on a cartoon, and it suited her). So her signature could be Kiss My Dainty Ass. She calls her heinie her nuggets, since Stephen said they looked like nuggets once. She's a trip and a half, that one...

Excellent! Just change her occupation to Dictator for Life, and you've captured the Essence of Erin!
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
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by Pharaoh For Life » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:56 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:
Excellent! Just change her occupation to Dictator for Life, and you've captured the Essence of Erin!
The disciples of The Dictator for Life are pleasing The Pharaoh for Life......

Keep building, you slaves!
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:58 pm
Pharaoh For Life wrote:
The disciples of The Dictator for Life are pleasing The Pharaoh for Life......

It's been a while since we've desecrated one of Kay's threads! I'm shooting for 6 pages, but it'll be hard with Kay having a social life on a Saturday night like all the other commoners...
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by Kay's Jazzy » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:01 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:Pharaoh For Life wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
Excellent! Just change her occupation to Dictator for Life, and you've captured the Essence of Erin!
The disciples of The Dictator for Life are pleasing The Pharaoh for Life......

It's been a while since we've desecrated one of Kay's threads! I'm shooting for 6 pages, but it'll be hard with Kay having a social life on a Saturday night like all the other commoners...
I hope she takes me to Bingo soon! Or maybe square-dancing!
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
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by littlebeast13 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:02 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:Pharaoh For Life wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
Excellent! Just change her occupation to Dictator for Life, and you've captured the Essence of Erin!
The disciples of The Dictator for Life are pleasing The Pharaoh for Life......

It's been a while since we've desecrated one of Kay's threads! I'm shooting for 6 pages, but it'll be hard with Kay having a social life on a Saturday night like all the other commoners...
A 6 page long pyramid would probably cause a meltdown at Dave's service provider, and everyone else would be getting out the tar and feathers for us......
lb13
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by Kay's Raspberry » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:05 pm
Kay's Jazzy wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Pharaoh For Life wrote:
The disciples of The Dictator for Life are pleasing The Pharaoh for Life......

It's been a while since we've desecrated one of Kay's threads! I'm shooting for 6 pages, but it'll be hard with Kay having a social life on a Saturday night like all the other commoners...
I hope she takes me to Bingo soon! Or maybe square-dancing!
At least you don't get used as a teething ring for the grandkids. I'm tired of receiving all those dirty emails that Grandpa Beast sends her.....
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by ulysses5019 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:05 pm
littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:
As Minister of Propaganda, I must protest to working under the tyranny of a 4 year old girl! I am most certainly not going to explain to the public why their exhalted leader runs around the Presidential Palace in her underwear.....
Protesting is futile. And the public can kiss her ass.
If they can find it. It's dainty.
So Erin is Daintyass, we're two smartasses, and me and Kiki just nicknamed someone who likes to give other people nicknames Sweetass........
This Bored has gone to the asses!
lb13
Don't forget about the nasty-ass Big Macs.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:06 pm
littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Pharaoh For Life wrote:
The disciples of The Dictator for Life are pleasing The Pharaoh for Life......

It's been a while since we've desecrated one of Kay's threads! I'm shooting for 6 pages, but it'll be hard with Kay having a social life on a Saturday night like all the other commoners...
A 6 page long pyramid would probably cause a meltdown at Dave's service provider, and everyone else would be getting out the tar and feathers for us......
lb13
Again? I think we should switch to The Comfy Chair as punishment around here!
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
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by IHateSeat9 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:07 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
It's been a while since we've desecrated one of Kay's threads! I'm shooting for 6 pages, but it'll be hard with Kay having a social life on a Saturday night like all the other commoners...
A 6 page long pyramid would probably cause a meltdown at Dave's service provider, and everyone else would be getting out the tar and feathers for us......
lb13
Again? I think we should switch to The Comfy Chair as punishment around here!
Have a seat.....
IHS9
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by The Spanish Inquisition » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:09 pm
IHateSeat9 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
A 6 page long pyramid would probably cause a meltdown at Dave's service provider, and everyone else would be getting out the tar and feathers for us......
lb13
Again? I think we should switch to The Comfy Chair as punishment around here!
Have a seat.....
IHS9
And now--the Soft Pillows!
NObody expects me!
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by christie1111 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:10 pm
Look at what you two get up to when other people are trying to un-Christmas there house.
I suspect someone's husband is going to a football game?
"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"
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by Madigan Men » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:11 pm
The Spanish Inquisition wrote:IHateSeat9 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
Again? I think we should switch to The Comfy Chair as punishment around here!
Have a seat.....
IHS9
And now--the Soft Pillows!
We'll provide the entertainment for your TV viewing pleasure....
BRING BACK MADIGAN MEN!!!!!!!!!
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by Ebeneezer Beast » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:12 pm
christie1111 wrote:Look at what you two get up to when other people are trying to un-Christmas there house.
I suspect someone's husband is going to a football game?
Can we un-Christmas this entire world while we're at it?
Bah! Humbug!
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:16 pm
christie1111 wrote:Look at what you two get up to when other people are trying to un-Christmas there house.
I suspect someone's husband is going to a football game?
He even said I could put him in a mental institution, so he realizes how whack it is, but Mini-me kept asking to go to a Giants' game (they had gone to most of the Jets' games in the same stadium, but Mini-me loves the Giants), so he saw some great seats open up for less than face value, and he pounced. We saw Rain Man's concert, came home, we packed, and he and Mini-me are on the road again. It was too late to fly for a reasonable price this time.
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:19 pm
Ebeneezer Beast wrote:christie1111 wrote:Look at what you two get up to when other people are trying to un-Christmas there house.
I suspect someone's husband is going to a football game?
Can we un-Christmas this entire world while we're at it?
I'll settle for my own house first. I guess it's up to me this weekend now.
Only fair, since they put up the trees while I was off in AC...
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by littlebeast13 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:21 pm
minimetoo26 wrote:Ebeneezer Beast wrote:christie1111 wrote:Look at what you two get up to when other people are trying to un-Christmas there house.
I suspect someone's husband is going to a football game?
Can we un-Christmas this entire world while we're at it?
I'll settle for my own house first. I guess it's up to me this weekend now.
Only fair, since they put up the trees while I was off in AC...
The easiest way to un-Christmas is to not Christmas in the first place......
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:26 pm
littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Ebeneezer Beast wrote:
Can we un-Christmas this entire world while we're at it?
I'll settle for my own house first. I guess it's up to me this weekend now.
Only fair, since they put up the trees while I was off in AC...
The easiest way to un-Christmas is to not Christmas in the first place......
lb13
I don't know who'd be more crushed--Erin, or my m-i-l. When we bailed two years ago for WDW, you'd have thought the Grinch had come. And this was my m-i-l! The kids all happily postponed getting their presents until New Years', but Grammy moped even though the s-i-l had Christmas at her place. It Just Wasn't The Same. And we put up an artificial tree so the house wouldn't burn down, but It Just Didn't Smell The Same. And she stayed here, so I couldn't have the stairs refinished like I had planned while we were gone.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr........
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by minimetoo26 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:40 pm
The boys made it with no problems! The roads started getting hairy the last two exits, but otherwise no snow or ice.
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
-Carl Sagan