Is it kay's birthday yet?

[minimetoo26]

You people are whack.

And that's......................bad?

[WheresFanny]

Yes you do....

Ask any of the three people on this Bored who have notebook pages from me how "lovely" mine is.....

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Actually, that wasn't my writing. I printed the label on the computer. Ha!

People have notebook pages?? Is your girlfriend Kiki one of them?

The slip of paper inside with my address was handwritten....

No, I have never sent Kiki anything before. But three people who all live in the same general area have all received stuff from me in the past, and along with it, the gift of Bored history.....

lb13

Oh, ha! I forgot about the paper I always put inside with the addresses. I thought you were making a funny about my writing being so good it looked like a printer had done it. Okay, so now you know that I don't have beautiful penmanship and I can no longer front about it and will go join Mini in the crappy handwriting line.....

But I turn my paper completely sideways and write from top to bottom instead of left to right, so I have an excuse!

Meanwhile, three people in the same general area....... oooh, a puzzle!

[littlebeast13]

Actually, that wasn't my writing. I printed the label on the computer. Ha!

People have notebook pages?? Is your girlfriend Kiki one of them?

The slip of paper inside with my address was handwritten....

No, I have never sent Kiki anything before. But three people who all live in the same general area have all received stuff from me in the past, and along with it, the gift of Bored history.....

lb13

I'm still taping my watch.....

ES will send you a personal thank you note for that beautiful avatar you have today.....

He may even throw in a piece of duct tape to put in your souvenir box.....

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[ulysses5019]

I knew what you were up to from the start and called you out on it!

You might get it, but you ain't fooling anyone here with those dimples and batted eyelashes. Even if you've got your professors hoodwinked!

Go offer to run some copies or something, brownnoser.........

I don't know it the teacher's pet leash will stretch all the way to the copier.....

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Maybe the mimeograph is closer. (Yeah, Clem, mimeograph. Look it up, youngster!)

Sorry. It's out of ink. I've snorted it all......

[minimetoo26]

Actually, that wasn't my writing. I printed the label on the computer. Ha!

People have notebook pages?? Is your girlfriend Kiki one of them?

The slip of paper inside with my address was handwritten....

No, I have never sent Kiki anything before. But three people who all live in the same general area have all received stuff from me in the past, and along with it, the gift of Bored history.....

lb13

Oh, ha! I forgot about the paper I always put inside with the addresses. I thought you were making a funny about my writing being so good it looked like a printer had done it. Okay, so now you know that I don't have beautiful penmanship and I can no longer front about it and will go join Mini in the crappy handwriting line.....

But I turn my paper completely sideways and write from top to bottom instead of left to right, so I have an excuse!

Meanwhile, three people in the same general area....... oooh, a puzzle!

Rain Man holds his pencil wrong and makes his letters go top to bottom rather than bottom to top, and the OT was working on correcting that, until we realized that we were trying to fix something that was merely different and not wrong. The ends justify the means with him. It's not the way everyone else does it, but the letters end up looking just like the charts. Just perfect.

There's so much about him that is different, but better!

[minimetoo26]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

[MarleysGh0st]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Good guess!

I cherish my page of the notebook!





But not for its penmanship.

[littlebeast13]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Mini's correct in one.

Now if she can guess why I was sending each of them something.....

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[minimetoo26]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Mini's correct in one.

Now if she can guess why I was sending each of them something.....

lb13

They were blackmailing you. Duh.

[littlebeast13]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Mini's correct in one.

Now if she can guess why I was sending each of them something.....

lb13

They were blackmailing you. Duh.

You'd probably have to be the first one I paid off if that was the case....

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[minimetoo26]

Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!

[WheresFanny]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Mini's correct in one.

Now if she can guess why I was sending each of them something.....

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Rats. I change computers and it's already answered! I figured that since every second person on this board is in New York or Texas, it was one of those two places.

[littlebeast13]

Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!

We will have to have this thread bronzed....

Or better yet, we'll have Kay write it out in her beautiful penmanship and have Clem mimeograph it so each of us can have a copy for posterity.....

Damn, it's way past my bedtime....

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[minimetoo26]

Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!

We will have to have this thread bronzed....

Or better yet, we'll have Kay write it out in her beautiful penmanship and have Clem mimeograph it so each of us can have a copy for posterity.....

Damn, it's way past my bedtime....

lb13

Kay is worth losing sleep over!

[littlebeast13]

Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!

We will have to have this thread bronzed....

Or better yet, we'll have Kay write it out in her beautiful penmanship and have Clem mimeograph it so each of us can have a copy for posterity.....

Damn, it's way past my bedtime....

lb13

Kay is worth losing sleep over!

I thought the only thing you lost sleep over was laundry....

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[WheresFanny]

The slip of paper inside with my address was handwritten....

No, I have never sent Kiki anything before. But three people who all live in the same general area have all received stuff from me in the past, and along with it, the gift of Bored history.....

lb13

Oh, ha! I forgot about the paper I always put inside with the addresses. I thought you were making a funny about my writing being so good it looked like a printer had done it. Okay, so now you know that I don't have beautiful penmanship and I can no longer front about it and will go join Mini in the crappy handwriting line.....

But I turn my paper completely sideways and write from top to bottom instead of left to right, so I have an excuse!

Meanwhile, three people in the same general area....... oooh, a puzzle!

Rain Man holds his pencil wrong and makes his letters go top to bottom rather than bottom to top, and the OT was working on correcting that, until we realized that we were trying to fix something that was merely different and not wrong. The ends justify the means with him. It's not the way everyone else does it, but the letters end up looking just like the charts. Just perfect.

There's so much about him that is different, but better!

Is he left or right handed?

When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.

It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.

[Bob Juch]

Not from his professor he doesn't!

I'm starting to get the idea how that GPA is getting so inflated.....

You're idea may very well be correct.

And don't automatically assume I'm joking this time HSoB.

I'm giving you a D in English Grammar though.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Happy Birthday to one of the nicest people I know!

[minimetoo26]

Oh, ha! I forgot about the paper I always put inside with the addresses. I thought you were making a funny about my writing being so good it looked like a printer had done it. Okay, so now you know that I don't have beautiful penmanship and I can no longer front about it and will go join Mini in the crappy handwriting line.....

But I turn my paper completely sideways and write from top to bottom instead of left to right, so I have an excuse!

Meanwhile, three people in the same general area....... oooh, a puzzle!

Rain Man holds his pencil wrong and makes his letters go top to bottom rather than bottom to top, and the OT was working on correcting that, until we realized that we were trying to fix something that was merely different and not wrong. The ends justify the means with him. It's not the way everyone else does it, but the letters end up looking just like the charts. Just perfect.

There's so much about him that is different, but better!

Is he left or right handed?

When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.

It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.

He's a righty. I'm one of those weirdos who does learned things as a righty and natural things as a lefty. So I bat right but throw left. I served drinks lefty, then switched the tray so I could take orders righty. It's no wonder my kids are screwy, huh?

[christie1111]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Good guess!

I cherish my page of the notebook!





But not for its penmanship.

I remember there was a placemat from a restaurant that had Marley's Ghost on it around one Christmas. I thought you sent him a page then too.

[littlebeast13]

Oh, ha! I forgot about the paper I always put inside with the addresses. I thought you were making a funny about my writing being so good it looked like a printer had done it. Okay, so now you know that I don't have beautiful penmanship and I can no longer front about it and will go join Mini in the crappy handwriting line.....

But I turn my paper completely sideways and write from top to bottom instead of left to right, so I have an excuse!

Meanwhile, three people in the same general area....... oooh, a puzzle!

Rain Man holds his pencil wrong and makes his letters go top to bottom rather than bottom to top, and the OT was working on correcting that, until we realized that we were trying to fix something that was merely different and not wrong. The ends justify the means with him. It's not the way everyone else does it, but the letters end up looking just like the charts. Just perfect.

There's so much about him that is different, but better!

Is he left or right handed?

When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.

It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.

Holy crap! Did we have the same fourth grade teacher?

The only F I EVER got on a report card was in Science in 4th grade. We did like 2 science assignments that quarter, and I got a bad grade on them because my handwriting sucked......

Me, and Sisters #2 & 4 all had trouble with that bitch. The other 2 got the easy 4th grade teacher. Not that I hold a grudge or anything.....

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[christie1111]

For the three people, I'm guessing Pea, Marley, and the troll.

Good guess!

I cherish my page of the notebook!





But not for its penmanship.

I remember there was a placemat from a restaurant that had Marley's Ghost on it around one Christmas. I thought you sent him a page then too.

So I am guessing one of the other BBs is Eyegor.

[minimetoo26]

Rain Man holds his pencil wrong and makes his letters go top to bottom rather than bottom to top, and the OT was working on correcting that, until we realized that we were trying to fix something that was merely different and not wrong. The ends justify the means with him. It's not the way everyone else does it, but the letters end up looking just like the charts. Just perfect.

There's so much about him that is different, but better!

Is he left or right handed?

When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.

It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.

Holy crap! Did we have the same fourth grade teacher?

The only F I EVER got on a report card was in Science in 4th grade. We did like 2 science assignmenta that quarter, and I got a bad grade on them because my handwriting sucked......

Me, and Sisters #2 & 4 all had trouble with that bitch. The other 2 got the easy 4th grade teacher. Not that I hold a grudge or anything.....

lb13

I'm thinking about staging an uprising against Mini-me's 4th grade teacher! It has to be her way or else. Poor Mini-me failed a book report that she loved but he didn't follow her little checklist to the letter.

Those are the kind of teachers who Rain Man does well with. They reward compliance over original thought.

[WheresFanny]

Rain Man holds his pencil wrong and makes his letters go top to bottom rather than bottom to top, and the OT was working on correcting that, until we realized that we were trying to fix something that was merely different and not wrong. The ends justify the means with him. It's not the way everyone else does it, but the letters end up looking just like the charts. Just perfect.

There's so much about him that is different, but better!

Is he left or right handed?

When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.

It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.

He's a righty. I'm one of those weirdos who does learned things as a righty and natural things as a lefty. So I bat right but throw left. I served drinks lefty, then switched the tray so I could take orders righty. It's no wonder my kids are screwy, huh?

He could be a lefthander writing as a righthander, so his brain is telling him to do the opposite of what physics dictate.

I used to throw right just because there weren't any lefthanded gloves. Once I got my own glove, I could go back to throwing left. I throw like a girl with my right hand.

My mom and my sister do everything right handed except count money and deal cards. I count money and deal cards right handed. I crochet right handed because my grandma had such a hard time trying to teach me lefthanded and I wanted to learn so bad that I did it right handed. When I had surgery on my right arm I had an afghan to finish for a gift and had to do it with my left. It felt so damned awkward!

I also run a 10 key right handed. Since they were all situated on the right hand sides of the desks I decided to learn it with my right hand. That way I can keep the pencil in my left hand to write down the numbers and I had much better times than those who had to take their hand off the machine, pick up the pencil, etc. And yet no right handers had the smart idea to learn it left handed? What gives? Ha!

[littlebeast13]

Good guess!

I cherish my page of the notebook!





But not for its penmanship.

I remember there was a placemat from a restaurant that had Marley's Ghost on it around one Christmas. I thought you sent him a page then too.

So I am guessing one of the other BBs is Eyegor.

Mini already named all three....

You are correct about the story behind Marley's (I think that was 2 years ago). Pea was collecting money for the Gary Love gift 7 years ago, and I've had to send Eyegor $10 each of the last 7 years for the honor of sucking in the BBBL every season.....

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