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Sandwich indictment
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2025 9:21 am
by jarnon
Man arraigned, faces misdemeanor charge of throwing sandwich at federal agent
>>> The U.S. attorney’s office pushed a felony case against Dunn, but a grand jury declined — despite the age-old mantra that prosecutors regularly get grand juries to indict a ham sandwich. <<<
Thanks to Dunn’s legal background, he knew enough to throw a salami hoagie rather than ham.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
by flockofseagulls104
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 am
by tlynn78
flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
I'd still be mortadellafied to have that on my record.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 12:39 pm
by flockofseagulls104
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 am
flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
I'd still be mortadellafied to have that on my record.
There was swiss cheese in the sandwich, so there were a lot of holes in the case.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 4:33 pm
by tlynn78
flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 12, 2025 12:39 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 am
flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
I'd still be mortadellafied to have that on my record.
There was swiss cheese in the sandwich, so there were a lot of holes in the case.
Lettuce not rush to conclusions; it's not a big dill.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2025 8:38 am
by flockofseagulls104
Just more slawfare
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2025 7:41 pm
by BackInTex
He mustard known he’d get off.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 1:20 pm
by Vandal
This thread has taken a turn for the wurst.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 2:29 pm
by Beebs52
He was packing wheat.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2025 11:31 am
by tlynn78
You brats knead to work on your meataphors
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2025 11:37 am
by ShamelessWeasel
Some people think he was a hero. But most of us just think he's a grinder. Po Boy.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2025 1:18 pm
by Beebs52
Mayohap he needs a dressing down.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2025 10:43 am
by tlynn78
Y'all are bacon me crazy. Not ever the Deli Lamba can help this bunch; he has such a rye sense of humor.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2025 1:54 pm
by Beebs52
The breadth of this jacked up accrustation is olive wire.
Ew. That stank.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2025 2:09 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 16, 2025 1:54 pm
The breadth of this jacked up accrustation is olive wire.
Ew. That stank.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2025 5:13 pm
by Vandal
She crust it.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2025 5:31 pm
by Beebs52
I'll toast to that.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2025 5:47 pm
by Beebs52
What a load of balogna.
Re: Sandwich indictment
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2025 10:22 am
by Vandal
This thread keeps coming back when you yeast expect it.