The Perfect MAGA Easter Present

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The Perfect MAGA Easter Present

#1 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:56 pm

Trump is selling $60 Bibles with ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’ singer Lee Greenwood
Donald Trump on Tuesday started promoting a line of pricey Bibles in a partnership with country music star Lee Greenwood, whose song “God Bless the U.S.A.” is omnipresent at the former president’s political rallies. “All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many,” Trump said in a video on Truth Social announcing the business deal. “It’s my favorite book. It’s a lot of people’s favorite book,” he added. “Religion and Christianity are the biggest things missing from this country, and I truly believe that we need to bring them back,” he said. “It’s one of the biggest problems we have. That’s why our country’s going haywire — we’ve lost religion in our country.”

The “God Bless the U.S.A. Bible” costs $59.99, not including shipping and other fees. For that money, buyers get a range of extra features not typically included in run-of-the-mill Bibles. The Trump-Greenwood Bible, a King James translation, includes a copy of a “handwritten chorus” to the eponymous Greenwood hit, according to the website. It also includes the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, the site says. It’s the “only Bible” endorsed by either Trump or Greenwood, the site proclaims. It adds, it’s “the ONLY Bible inspired by America’s most recognized patriotic anthem, God Bless The USA.”
I thought at first that I had stumbled onto an article in The Onion by mistake, but this is real. I'm curious how many Bibles Trump has at Mar-a-Lago, not counting any supplied by the Gideons in guest rooms. I'm also curious how this version of the Bible was inspired by a country music song. Were the disciples listening to Lee Greenwood on their AM radios while they were writing the New Testament? And I'm not even going to mention which Bored member probably has this Bible at the top of his Easter gift wish list.
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Re: The Perfect MAGA Easter Present

#2 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:38 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:56 pm
Trump is selling $60 Bibles with ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’ singer Lee Greenwood
Donald Trump on Tuesday started promoting a line of pricey Bibles in a partnership with country music star Lee Greenwood, whose song “God Bless the U.S.A.” is omnipresent at the former president’s political rallies. “All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many,” Trump said in a video on Truth Social announcing the business deal. “It’s my favorite book. It’s a lot of people’s favorite book,” he added. “Religion and Christianity are the biggest things missing from this country, and I truly believe that we need to bring them back,” he said. “It’s one of the biggest problems we have. That’s why our country’s going haywire — we’ve lost religion in our country.”

The “God Bless the U.S.A. Bible” costs $59.99, not including shipping and other fees. For that money, buyers get a range of extra features not typically included in run-of-the-mill Bibles. The Trump-Greenwood Bible, a King James translation, includes a copy of a “handwritten chorus” to the eponymous Greenwood hit, according to the website. It also includes the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, the site says. It’s the “only Bible” endorsed by either Trump or Greenwood, the site proclaims. It adds, it’s “the ONLY Bible inspired by America’s most recognized patriotic anthem, God Bless The USA.”
I thought at first that I had stumbled onto an article in The Onion by mistake, but this is real. I'm curious how many Bibles Trump has at Mar-a-Lago, not counting any supplied by the Gideons in guest rooms. I'm also curious how this version of the Bible was inspired by a country music song. Were the disciples listening to Lee Greenwood on their AM radios while they were writing the New Testament? And I'm not even going to mention which Bored member probably has this Bible at the top of his Easter gift wish list.
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Re: The Perfect MAGA Easter Present

#3 Post by wbtravis007 » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:47 pm

I hope that everyone who gets suckered into this will end up understanding the depth of his knowledge about it by appreciating the book about the two Corinthians.

But he’s Christ reborn to many.

Not for flockofsappybutmeanspiritedseagulls, though. That would be sarah sanders, I guess.

But probably so to his friend who lives in South Texas.

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#4 Post by Pastor Fireball » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:39 am

"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." --Matthew 7:15
"[Drumpf's] name alone creates division and anger, whose words inspire dissension and hatred, and can't possibly 'Make America Great Again.'" --Kobe Bryant (1978-2020)

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Re: The Perfect MAGA Easter Present

#5 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:41 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:38 pm
God, me and Trump live rent-free in your head.
It's a wonder your head doesn't explode considering the number of RINOs, crooked judges and prosecutors, Democratic and uniparty strategists, and election fraudsters who are living there rent-free.
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