The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

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Weyoun
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The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

#1 Post by Weyoun » Thu Apr 09, 2026 6:05 am

I know, I know:

“They didn’t say that.”
“It was just an exaggeration.”
“It was a negotiating ploy. 5D chess.”
“You know, the Catholic Church has done a lot of bad things.”
“Of course Trump kidnapped the Pope. Fuck yeah! America First!”
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Re: The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

#2 Post by jarnon » Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:09 pm

“The Pope. How many divisions does he have?” ~Stalin, 1943
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Re: The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

#3 Post by Weyoun » Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:48 pm

Let’s hope we get rid of our Stalin.
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Re: The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

#4 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Fri Apr 10, 2026 9:47 am

Yup. The shark has most certainly been jumped, alright.
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Re: The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

#5 Post by Weyoun » Fri Apr 10, 2026 2:36 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 10, 2026 9:47 am
 Yup. The shark has most certainly been jumped, alright.
An appropriate reference to television, in the context of a fading reality television host who needs to just go away.
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Re: The Trump administration threatened to kidnap the Pope

#6 Post by elwoodblues » Tue Apr 14, 2026 9:29 am

You don't mess with a Pope from Chicago.

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