WWTBAM Bored

Our buccos have DEMANDED that mlb bail them out of thier malfeasance!!!!

We demand that the Aramis Ramirez "trade" be rescinded IMMEDIATELY!!!

We demand a redo of every June Draft since 1993, and we get first pick.And second and third.

We also demand that other teams give us the following:

1.The money that woulda been spent by the additional 1.2million fans per year who woulda came to bucco games since 1994 if we dint suck so totally.

2.A new stadium that is pointed more easter, as the sun gets in our batters eyes in the first few innings.

3.We want all the dominicans who live within 100 miles of san pedro de macoris.Or who were born there.Or who have relaives there.

4.We also demand to have games in which we received bad bounces or bad umpiring to be replayed.

We'll put that as a rider to the mortgage bailout.

BigDrawMan wrote:Our buccos have DEMANDED that mlb bail them out of thier malfeasance!!!!

We demand that the Aramis Ramirez "trade" be rescinded IMMEDIATELY!!!

We demand a redo of every June Draft since 1993, and we get first pick.And second and third.

We also demand that other teams give us the following:

1.The money that woulda been spent by the additional 1.2million fans per year who woulda came to bucco games since 1994 if we dint suck so totally.

2.A new stadium that is pointed more easter, as the sun gets in our batters eyes in the first few innings.

3.We want all the dominicans who live within 100 miles of san pedro de macoris.Or who were born there.Or who have relaives there.

4.We also demand to have games in which we received bad bounces or bad umpiring to be replayed.

You know what's sad? The Bucs would STILL come in 4th or 5th every year. Though you'd probably be able to finish ahead of any Dusty-coached team.