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Gee, it's amazing how nice and charming and cute squirrels can be in the presence of a well behaved dog! Annie, you need to watch this video to learn how to properly treat me. Please note the dog in the video does not incessantly bark at squirrels....

And I wonder if that lady belongs to the NSAS?

Evil Squirrel wrote:Gee, it's amazing how nice and charming and cute squirrels can be in the presence of a well behaved dog! Annie, you need to watch this video to learn how to properly treat me. Please note the dog in the video does not incessantly bark at squirrels....

And I wonder if that lady belongs to the NSAS?

I think that lady deserves the NSAS award.

I have to admit that those little squirrel pups were pretty cute. I would be nice to them. I would let them crawl on my back and scratch any itchy places. That dog didn't bark at them because she didn't need to. They were polite, by puppy standards. I bark at you only when it's necessary to explain things to you or when you throw things at me. Since you sometimes seem kind of dense, and because you almost always try to throw things at me, I have to say stuff all over again. My barking may seem excessive to you, but it's your fault because you don't listen!

Go draw something. I encourage your art. I'm never mad at you when you're paying attention to your paintings instead of me. (Note: tormenting sweet and pleasant dogs doesn not count as performance art. No, it doesn't.)