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Tabloid editors must be Democrats

#1 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:40 am

I was at the nearest mecca today to get weapons to fight the evil ragweed, and I noticed the Enquirer and some other rag had Gov. Palin on their covers. Enquirer's headlines:

Her secret affair

Drug-addict son

Banished pregnant daughter from house

Other rag headline:
Cindy McCain HATES Sarah Palin.

So, I can see the liberal bias of the media here.
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#2 Post by Jeemie » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:49 am

Rexer25 wrote:Other rag headline:
Cindy McCain HATES Sarah Palin.

So, I can see the liberal bias of the media here.
Yeah- but the one I snipped is a headline I can believe!

Cindy knows her man's past very well!!
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#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:49 am

Rexer25 wrote: Other rag headline:
Cindy McCain HATES Sarah Palin.
Doesn't matter what their political alignment is. The thought of a First Lady/Vice President Cat Fight would make any tabloid swoon! :P
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#4 Post by earendel » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:16 pm

Rexer25 wrote:I was at the nearest mecca today to get weapons to fight the evil ragweed, and I noticed the Enquirer and some other rag had Gov. Palin on their covers. Enquirer's headlines:

Her secret affair

Drug-addict son

Banished pregnant daughter from house

Other rag headline:
Cindy McCain HATES Sarah Palin.

So, I can see the liberal bias of the media here.
What, no photos of the secret meeting between the aliens and Obama? No mention of Bat Boy's appearance at one of Obama's campaign rallies?
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#5 Post by VAdame » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:19 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Rexer25 wrote: Other rag headline:
Cindy McCain HATES Sarah Palin.
Doesn't matter what their political alignment is. The thought of a First Lady/Vice President Cat Fight would make any tabloid swoon! :P
Well, no wonder!

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#6 Post by The Face on Mars » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:32 pm

Have they found Sarah Palin's face on Mars yet?
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#7 Post by BackInTex » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:32 pm

No, but they sure know their readers.
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#8 Post by dimmzy » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:02 pm

The thought of a First Lady/Vice President Cat Fight would make any tabloid swoon!
If they were wearing only Jello, or mud, they could turn it into a Pay Per View ... to raise money for the gov'ment, of course.
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#9 Post by etaoin22 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:33 pm

same tab editors who skewered John Edwards.???

were they VRWCers then?



Thinking of Edwards and reading the current stories, it occurred to me that Enquirer may have the best cred around.
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#10 Post by Political Carp » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:09 pm

The Face on Mars wrote:Have they found Sarah Palin's face on Mars yet?
Nah, everybody knows that's a Clinton Face!

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#11 Post by Sybil 26 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:14 pm

Political Carp wrote:
The Face on Mars wrote:Have they found Sarah Palin's face on Mars yet?
Nah, everybody knows that's a Clinton Face!

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My name is Shirley Mason?!?!?

Shirley Ugest!! Am I related to Robert?
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