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speaking of bacon

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:12 pm
by BigDrawMan
i read where sarah palin hired a lobbyist to get 32 mil from the federal govt when she was mayor of Podunk, pop. 5521.
that is impressive

I think we need sarah as our next county executive.There are 88 municipalities in this county, and I reckon 80 of them have more than 5521 people.So, if all these munipalities used this lobbyist toeach get 32mil, that would be 2.56bil.That is enough to repair all of our 3287 bridges.And paint them all different colours[(that is my very own idea.{so you can tell people who are lost"go over the magenta bridge, it is between the teal and hunter green bridges)}

or

give all meat eters in the county free pepper bacon.This works out {at the retail price of $4/lb for center cut}, to 614,000,000 lbs of bacon, so say there are 1,000,000 meat eters in the county to 614 lbs per head.So...that is enough to et pepper bacon for 3 meals a day for one year.And if anyone dies during the year{i dont see how that is possible on a pepper bacon diet}, I get their unet bacon.

sarah{and her lobbyist} for county executive!!!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:14 pm
by peacock2121
Did you mean pork?

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:16 pm
by peacock2121
I am thinking da burgh peeps may not know magenta from teal.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:22 pm
by BigDrawMan
peacock2121 wrote:I am thinking da burgh peeps may not know magenta from teal.



thinking is,like, dangerous for you

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:27 pm
by peacock2121
OMG!

You figured out the quote thingie!

Is that really you?

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:29 pm
by SportsFan68
peacock2121 wrote:I am thinking da burgh peeps may not know magenta from teal.
I guarantee my sis-in-laws do.

They could probably expound on Blush and Bashful too. :D

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:30 pm
by peacock2121
SportsFan68 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I am thinking da burgh peeps may not know magenta from teal.
I guarantee my sis-in-laws do.

They could probably expound on Blush and Bashful too. :D
I bet they could.

Beedum's peeps - not so much.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:32 pm
by SportsFan68
All these speaking ofs and etc. etc. etc. and still no FT2N.

And I just missed ST2N.

:(

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:33 pm
by peacock2121
SportsFan68 wrote:All these speaking ofs and etc. etc. etc. and still no FT2N.

And I just missed ST2N.

:(
I am thinking not enough begging has happened yet.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:35 pm
by SportsFan68
peacock2121 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:All these speaking ofs and etc. etc. etc. and still no FT2N.

And I just missed ST2N.

:(
I am thinking not enough begging has happened yet.
Nor pomes.

NOR SENDING GUIDO WITH A BIG ENOUGH BASEBALL BAT OR BIG GUN.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:36 pm
by peacock2121
LOL

Those too

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:43 pm
by christie1111
I think he might need more cat cards to help encourage him have a FT2N.

Everybody else ready?

:twisted: