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#1 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:36 pm

I hesitated before posting this, because I didn't want to see political, but I think that it's funny.

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

--Stepper Choke Palin

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#2 Post by nitrah55 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:47 pm

Tangle Jig Palin, reporting for duty.
I am about 25% sure of this.

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#3 Post by cindy.wellman » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:57 pm

Fork Decoy Palin

FORK!!!??

Goodness. What am I, a spoon in disguise?

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#4 Post by earendel » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:00 pm

Falter Locust Palin here.
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."

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#5 Post by Rexer25 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:00 pm

Trowel Ogre Palin


A literal interpretation of those first two words just make my mind bend.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#6 Post by o-man » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:04 pm

FIRE PATRIOT PALIN!

No lie!
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#7 Post by cindy.wellman » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:05 pm

o-man wrote:FIRE PATRIOT PALIN!

No lie!
lololol

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#8 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:06 pm

Rainbow Meow Palin

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#9 Post by cindy.wellman » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:06 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Rainbow Meow Palin
omg! :lol:

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#10 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:12 pm

o-man wrote:FIRE PATRIOT PALIN!

No lie!
Just don't fire one in my direction!
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#11 Post by frogman042 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:15 pm

Stag Tonnage Palin

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#12 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:19 pm

Rankle Hiway Palin

Is that the hiway to nowhere?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#13 Post by VAdame » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:21 pm

cindy.wellman wrote:Fork Decoy Palin

FORK!!!??

Goodness. What am I, a spoon in disguise?
Hi Fork Decoy, we're twins! That's mine too :lol: Seperated at birth??

Leah is Stoppage Lead Palin
Keith is Rankle Hiway Palin
Karen is Guzzle Red Palin
Baby Johnny is Spine Breeder Palin
and Big Johnny is Meat Notgay Palin!

?? Wonder why, since both Johns have the same first & last name; just different middle names!

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#14 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:26 pm

Maddie: Crank Widow Palin
Emma: Skein Chug Palin
Jeff: Package Wichita Palin

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#15 Post by plasticene » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:29 pm

Ladle Torque Palin. :?

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#16 Post by Spock » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:40 pm

"Chap Poach palin"

In the same vein-I saw a list of 11 baby names rejected by Sarah Palin

The 2 that stick in my mind are

Whale Blubber

Mukluk

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#17 Post by thguy65 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:46 pm

Spoon Archer Palin
Tim H.

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#18 Post by Tocqueville3 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:48 pm

Skunk Grunt Palin

WTH?

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#19 Post by VAdame » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:48 pm

thguy65 wrote:Spoon Archer Palin
Ah, you can hang out with us Fork Decoys!

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#20 Post by KillerTomato » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:04 pm

Seagull Junker Palin. I think I'd go by Junk.
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#21 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:14 pm

Pie Gallon Palin
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:21 pm

Icepick Motor Palin

What exactly is the story behind this anyway? I tend to ignore the political threads on my TV too.....

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#23 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:21 pm

Roller Texas Palin.

Or should that be Roller, Texas Palin?
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. —Albus Dumbledore

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#24 Post by jaybee » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:23 pm

Introducing to the bored:

Chalk Revelations Palin

Along with my lovely wife: Seam Marauder Palin

The kids:

Rope Hoover
Steam Fangs
Seagull Junker

Dogs:

Dust Chinstrap
Snowshoe man
Timber Challenger

And the cat:

Bomb Locomotive

FWIW, "Snowshoe Man" is our only female dog.
Jaybee

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#25 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:33 pm

I'm surprised there's no Drill Baby Palin.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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